You’re not a human till you’re in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.
BILL HICKSMy voice was not heard, the questions were not asked that I wanted to see asked.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A., the United States of America. But actually we live in the U.S. of A., the United States of Advertising. Freedom of expression is guaranteed? If you’ve got the money!
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What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?
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I figure, if he could overcome being nailed to a cross, I don’t think a Marlboro Light’s gonna faze him that much.
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May I suggest, instead of a war to feel better about yourself, perhaps… sit-ups? Maybe a fruit cup? Eight glasses of water a day?
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Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here’s Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid.
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Well we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added ’em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages: 12,000 years.
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I’ve had good times on drugs…bad times on drugs…But I’ve had good and bad relationships…and I’m not giving up pussy.
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Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.
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It’s all about money, not freedom. If you think you’re free, try going somewhere without money, okay?
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Don’t worry; don’t be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.
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People often ask me where I stand politically. It’s not that I disagree with Bush’s economic policy or his foreign policy, it’s that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.
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You are the imagination of yourself.
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We are one with God and He loves us. Now if that isn’t a hazard to this country-How’re we gonna keep building nuclear weapons?
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I’m sorry if any of you are Catholic. I’m not sorry if you’re offended, I’m actually just sorry by the fact that you’re Catholic.
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We’ll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God – I am killing me!
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