People are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings…brings a whole new meaning to that phrase ‘You ain’t from around here, ar’ya?’
BILL HICKSMy voice was not heard, the questions were not asked that I wanted to see asked.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.
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The war on drugs to me is absolutely phoney, its so obviously phoney, ok? It’s a war against our civil rights, that’s all it is. They’re using it to make us afraid to go out at night, afraid of each other, so that we lock ourselves in our homes and they get suspending our rights one by one.
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I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself – to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true.
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Ever notice that people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. “I believe God created me in one day.” Yeah, looks like he rushed it.
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The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions
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Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health-nut dude. The plot thickens.
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Dinosaur fossils were placed in rocks by prankster God just to make human beings think the world is older than it is.
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I don’t do drugs anymore… than, say, the average touring funk band.
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We are one with God and He loves us. Now if that isn’t a hazard to this country-How’re we gonna keep building nuclear weapons?
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We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.
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Writing, acting, music, comedy. A deep love of literature and books. Thank God for all the artists who’ve helped me.
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It’s not a war on drugs, it’s a war on personal freedom.
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I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. OK, not the most popular idea ever expressed. Either that or you’re all real high and agreeing with me in the only way you can right now. (Starts blinking)
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I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.
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The role of the comedian is to say ‘Wait a minute’ when a consensus starts to form.
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