I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.
BILL HICKSMy voice was not heard, the questions were not asked that I wanted to see asked.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.
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You know what I hate about working? Bosses…The very idea that ANYONE could be my boss, well…I think you see the conflict.
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You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That’s like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.
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I am a misanthropic humanist… Do I like people? They’re great, IN THEORY.
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I’m not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would pull up.
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I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
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My voice was not heard, the questions were not asked that I wanted to see asked.
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You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. “I believe God created me in one day”. Yeah, looks like He rushed it
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You’re not a human till you’re in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.
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Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass.
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You know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial? I’m not thinking of gum. I am thinking of chewing, so maybe that’s the connection they’re trying to make.
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I figure, if he could overcome being nailed to a cross, I don’t think a Marlboro Light’s gonna faze him that much.
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That’s why I always recommend a psychedelic experience because it makes you realize that all you’ve learned is in fact just learned and not necessarily the truth.
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No one can give you any answers. There aren’t any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery.
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At least he f-kin’ jams! If it’s a choice between eternal Hell and good tunes, and eternal Heaven and New Kids on the f-kin’ Block … I’m gonna be surfin’ on the lake of fire, rockin’ out.
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