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We are one with God and He loves us. Now if that isn’t a hazard to this country-How’re we gonna keep building nuclear weapons?

Bill Hicks

We’ll never die, and all our dreams come true the instant that we have them. And Eve said, Yeah… it’s just not enough is it?
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Adam Dreams Enough Eve Instant
I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I’m fascinated by it. I’m fascinated that our government could lie to us so blatantly, so obviously for so long, and we do absolutely nothing about it. I think that’s interesting in what is ostensibly a democracy.
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Democracy Interesting Jesus Lying Sarcasm
Good comedy helps people know they’re not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.
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Answers Helping People
I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night.
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Bunny Celebrating Commemorating Easter Jesus Kings
This is where we are at right now, as a whole. No one is left out of the loop. We are experiencing a reality based on a thin veneer of lies and illusions.
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Heart Illusion Lying Reality
Why is pot against the law? It wouldn’t be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can’t make a profit off it, would it?
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Anyone Law Pot Profit
It’s all about money, not freedom. If you think you’re free, try going somewhere without money, okay?
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Okay Thinking Trying
It’s an insane world, and I’m proud to be a part of it.
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Insane Part Proud World
You know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial? I’m not thinking of gum. I am thinking of chewing, so maybe that’s the connection they’re trying to make.
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Connection Make Trying
I was in Australia….Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den….think of the parties.
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Australia Party Thinking
All your beliefs, they’re just that. They’re nothing. They’re how you were taught and raised. That doesn’t make ’em real.
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Ems Raise Real Taught
Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! … That’s the story of Jesus.
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Jesus Stories Today
People say to me, Hey, Bill, the war made us feel better about ourselves. Really? What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?
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Better Esteem Feel Self War
I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul
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Funny Humor Soul
Isn’t that weird, we’ve made nature against the law. That’s how un-natural we’ve become.
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Law Made Natural
Ever notice that people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. “I believe God created me in one day.” Yeah, looks like he rushed it.
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Belief Funny God Humor Rush

We are one with God and He loves us. Now if that isn’t a hazard to this country-How’re we gonna keep building nuclear weapons?

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