It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.
BILL HICKSIt’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.
BILL HICKSI can’t believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is for you.
BILL HICKSYou ever seen somebody do that? I’ve seen someone do that. Let me tell you something – if you’re smoking out of a hole in your neck [mimics it again] I’d think about quitting. And that’s just me, ya know.
BILL HICKSBut where did this veneration of childbirth come from? I missed that meeting. Childbirth is wonderful, childbirth is a miracle. Wrong. It’s no more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out your ass.
BILL HICKSWould you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.
BILL HICKSI’ll tell you how to solve this abortion thing…Those unwanted babies…? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.
BILL HICKSThe world’s like a ride in a fairground & when you choose to go on it you think it’s real, that’s how powerful our minds are
BILL HICKSYou know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial? I’m not thinking of gum. I am thinking of chewing, so maybe that’s the connection they’re trying to make.
BILL HICKSGood comedy helps people know they’re not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.
BILL HICKSWatching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
BILL HICKSNow I wonder why we’re f-ked up as a race. I’ve read the Bible. I can’t find the word “bunny” or “chocolate” anywhere in the f-king book.
BILL HICKSI love talking about Kennedy assassination…a great archetypal example of how totalitarian government…sorry, wrong meeting.
BILL HICKSWe’ll never die, and all our dreams come true the instant that we have them. And Eve said, Yeah… it’s just not enough is it?
BILL HICKSThe CIA has a plot…they’ve used before to get rid of world leaders. Only problem…is convincing Hussein…to fly to Dallas.
BILL HICKSA Christian will say… “I believe God created me in one day” Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.
BILL HICKSWe really are All One….this is the very philosophy that has kept me virtually anonymous in America for fifteen years.
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