Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.
BILL HICKSYour denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.
BILL HICKSI don’t get along with anything, I really don’t…I’m, I’m, maybe I’m just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being.
BILL HICKSListen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas.
BILL HICKSI used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York… Is that the Big One I hear in the background? Bye, you lizard scum! Bye!
BILL HICKSWould you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.
BILL HICKSI ascribe to Mark Twain’s theory that the last person who should be President is the one who wants it the most. The one who should be picked is the one who should be dragged kicking and screaming into the White House.
BILL HICKSWhat do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?
BILL HICKSI’m a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.
BILL HICKSI can’t watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.
BILL HICKSBTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You’re not a human being until you’re in my phone book.
BILL HICKSAny organization created out of fear must create fear to survive.
BILL HICKSI began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself – to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true.
BILL HICKSSometimes my dad even gets on this kick–‘You hate this country’….I have to tell him…I just hate being lied to.
BILL HICKSI figure, if he could overcome being nailed to a cross, I don’t think a Marlboro Light’s gonna faze him that much.
BILL HICKSI have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don’t know, and I feel it’s my duty to pass on information at all times. Ready?. . . . Non-smokers die every day . . .
BILL HICKSI left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
BILL HICKS