I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.
BILL HICKSI believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.
BILL HICKSAnd on the seventh day, god stepped back and said and said, “This is my creation, perfect in every way… oh, dammit I left all this pot all over the place. Now they’ll think I want them to smoke it… Now I have to create Republicans.”
BILL HICKSIf you’re so pro-life, do me a favour: don’t lock arms and block medical clinics. If you’re so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.
BILL HICKSThey believe the bible is the exact word of God – Then they change the bible! Pretty presumptuous, hu huh? “I think what God meant to say…”
BILL HICKSWe’re supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?
BILL HICKSI used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York… Is that the Big One I hear in the background? Bye, you lizard scum! Bye!
BILL HICKSWe really are All One….this is the very philosophy that has kept me virtually anonymous in America for fifteen years.
BILL HICKSDinosaur fossils were placed in rocks by prankster God just to make human beings think the world is older than it is.
BILL HICKSYou are the imagination of yourself.
BILL HICKSEnjoy your evening. See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you’ve chosen not to smoke, but let me be the 1st to POP that bubble and bring you hurling back to reality . . . You’re dead too.
BILL HICKSIf you don’t think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD’s and burn them.
BILL HICKSI was a weekend drinker…I’d start on Saturday, end on Friday…thought I was controlling it…but I don’t drink any more.
BILL HICKSI’ve had seven balls of light come off a UFO…explain to me telepathically we are all one and there’s no such thing as death.
BILL HICKSPeople are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings…brings a whole new meaning to that phrase ‘You ain’t from around here, ar’ya?’
BILL HICKSYou know what I hate about working? Bosses…The very idea that ANYONE could be my boss, well…I think you see the conflict.
BILL HICKSnot all drugs are good.. some of them are great
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