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The role of the comedian is to say ‘Wait a minute’ when a consensus starts to form.

Bill Hicks

I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet.
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Believe Order Purpose
A Christian will say… “I believe God created me in one day” Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.
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Believe Christian Day One
I’ve learned a lot about women. I think I’ve learned exactly how the fall of man occured in the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, and Adam said one day, Wow, Eve, here we are, at one with nature, at one with God, we’ll never age.
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Dream Exactly Fall Learned Men Women
So, it’s good to be here, wherever I am.
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Good Person Wherever
I’m an American who loves an America which doesn’t exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.
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Country Ideas Land
…love rather than fear…this radical philosophy is coming from me, an avowed misanthrope…surely there is hope for us all.
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Philosophy Radical
I’m not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would pull up.
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Business Kids Men Running
I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet. If you’re wondering what I believe our purpose on this planet is, I’ll give you a hint… it has to do with creating and sharing.
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Believe Creating Order Planet Purpose
You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out: “Iraq: incredible weapons – incredible weapons.” How do you know that? “Uh, well… we looked at the receipts.”
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Country Funny Humor Intelligence War
How are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we’re all one?
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Arm Justify Ones Realize
I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. OK, not the most popular idea ever expressed. Either that or you’re all real high and agreeing with me in the only way you can right now. (Starts blinking)
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Believe Ideas Real
It’s all about money, not freedom. If you think you’re free, try going somewhere without money, okay?
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Okay Thinking Trying
The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one.
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Doors Eye Gun Instead One
Sixteen years I’ve pounded my head against the mentality of America, which…I’d say it’s about an 8th grade emotional level.
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Country Emotional Years
What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?
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Esteem Feeling Better Self War
They believe the bible is the exact word of God – Then they change the bible! Pretty presumptuous, hu huh? “I think what God meant to say…”
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Believe God Thinking Word

The role of the comedian is to say ‘Wait a minute’ when a consensus starts to form.

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