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The idea of a Chicago band that wanted to sing songs about California is really funny. Having never been to California.

Bill Hader

When I got to Saturday Night Live, it was a lot like going from pre-school to Harvard, and it took a long time to figure stuff out.
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Long Night School
My kids, they’re always embarrassed when my voice shows up in something.
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Embarrassed Kids Voice
A person being patient with an insane person is my favorite thing in the world.
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Favorite Things Insane Person World
No one knows anything. You’re going to make mistakes and you’re going to do things that people think are stupid. You can’t sit there and go, “I never want to make a mistake.”
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Mistake Stupid Thinking
The idea of a Chicago band that wanted to sing songs about California is really funny. Having never been to California.
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California Ideas Song
All the stories have to do with emotion. Emotion is driving everything.
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Driving Emotion Stories
Richard Grieco once asked for a bunch of M&M’s
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Asked Bunch People
I always felt better co-writing something – always co-writing. Because if I was the lead of it and it failed, then it failed on my own accord. I would say, “Well, I liked it or I screwed up. I take the hit on this one.”
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Accord Wells Writing
I’m not a fan of the Eagles, but I’ve watched their documentary numerous times and everyone who’s watched it with me has sung along to the songs, much to my dismay.
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Documentary Eagles Fans Song
Oddly enough, I have really bad stage fright – getting up in front of people. And I made a living going on live television.
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Enough People Television
Yeah, improvising only really works 100% when you’re with somebody.
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Improvising Yeah
Comedy is this weird thing. You have no idea why certain things work and other things don’t work.
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Comedy Thing Way Work
I was into writing and directing. I was a bit of a reluctant actor. I would always ask friends to shoot or direct their movies, but then they’d want me to be in them.
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Actor Want Writing
I really enjoyed playing Vinny Vedecci, the Italian talk show host. He was the first character I ever came up with where I gave him a name and a way of dressing.
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Character Enjoy Italian Names
Comedy is incredibly hard. You have to be loose. You have to be not afraid to fail.
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Afraid Comedy Failing
I can’t cook. I can barely make a bowl of cereal.
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Bowls Cereal Cooks

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