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A mathematician is an individual who believes that prophesying that his dog will die if he deprives it of food constitutes a prediction.
Bill GaedeBill Gaede It is the definition of the word ‘object’ which destroys all religions.
Bill GaedeBill Gaede My school music teacher, Al Bennest, introduced me to jazz by playing Louis Armstrong’s record of “West End Blues” for me. I found more jazz on the radio, and began looking for records.
Bill CrowBill Crow Science is not about making predictions or performing experiments. Science is about explaining.
Bill GaedeBill Gaede A mathematician makes plans to travel backwards in time through a wormhole to a parallel universe when he can’t even make it to Mars with the fastest rocket on hand today.
Bill GaedeBill Gaede Whenever I want to represent or depict the official version, I will refer to them as ‘mathematicians’ or ‘mathematical physicists’ or idiots or something like that.
Bill GaedeBill Gaede A mathematician is an individual who calls himself a ‘physicist’ and does ‘physics’ and physical experiments with abstract concepts.
Bill GaedeBill Gaede For youth, sexual love is whim; for the aged, luxury.
Bill GaedeBill Gaede The mathematicians of this world regard themselves as ‘physicists,’ yet they know next to nothing about Physics.
Bill GaedeBill Gaede Whereas a novice makes moves until he gets checkmated (proof), a Grand Master realizes 20 moves in advance that it’s futile to continue playing (conceptualizing).
Bill GaedeBill Gaede College is the grinding machine of the Mathematical Establishment, a conveyor belt that takes individuals from one cookie cutter to another so that the product comes within tight control limits out of the assembly line.
Bill GaedeBill Gaede Atheism is the opium of the mathematicians. Atheism is the religion of Mathematics.
Bill GaedeBill Gaede A mathematician is a magician who converts adjectives into nouns: continuous into continuum, infinite into infinity, infinitesimal into location, 0D into point, 1D into line, curved into geodesic.
Bill GaedeBill Gaede
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Even with broken wings, she dares to fly. And even with a broken heart, she dares to love.
Divya khandalDivya khandal And I refuse to apologize until the very end for the way that I feel – my feelings are valid too.
Carmen AmadosCarmen Amados Contemplate your own mortality daily, then see how much we must change.
Chris AllchinChris Allchin Poetry is the voice of the soul and the inspiration of the heart.
Teresa PeresTeresa Peres We parted sadly, like children in the street on a pleasant june afternoon.
Iestyn TudorIestyn Tudor And what shall I call you? Yours. In this life, the ones before, and all others thereafter.
Alexandra MichelleAlexandra Michelle If I could go back to a time I’d be with you. And I’d thank you again for almost being the healing to my heart.
Aimee C. HoveyAimee C. Hovey I was a living breathing nightmare and he was my favorite dream catcher.
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Modern dancers give a sinister portent about our times.
Agnes de MilleAgnes de Mille In the stress of modern life, how little room is left for that most comfortable vanity that whispers in our ears that failures are not faults! Now we are taught from infancy that we must rise or fall upon our own merits; that vigilance wins success, and incapacity means ruin
Agnes RepplierAgnes Repplier Modern dancers give a sinister portent about our times. The dancers don’t even look at one another.
Agnes de MilleAgnes de Mille I believe that in the future meditation could be as commonplace in schools and society as eco-awareness is now. It interests me that an ancient cure may be the solution to a modern problem.
Paul McCartneyPaul McCartney I cannot imagine a more perfect guide to such a rich trove of ancient and modern memories. Illuminating, erudite, entertaining, and evocative.
Adrienne MayorAdrienne Mayor We were all kind of thrown into the woods and we didn’t have any of the modern conveniences that we take for granted.
Adrien BrodyAdrien Brody It’s modern-day slavery.
Adrian PetersonAdrian Peterson The problem with modern consumption and mass-produced products is they’re designed to just literally be shoved into our mouths and rushed.
Adrian GrenierAdrian Grenier
