I couldn’t trash [Adolf] Hitler enough. Poor bastards, they make all these contributions to the automotive industry, aeronautics, space – but you pick one wrong guy and it’s all out the window. They’re never gonna live that one down.
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More Bill Burr Quotes
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If you’re on social media as a performer you can tell. If you don’t get any Tweets you know it’s bombed. I can pretty much gauge how it’s doing by comparing the reception to shows I’ve done that have actual ratings.
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I was a feature one time and they gave me host money. When I called to complain the guy goes “no you didn’t feature, you co-hosted”. He literally invented a term so he didn’t have to pay me. And obviously that check bounced!
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I wish they would teach it in schools: Give people the belief that they are going to do well. A lot of people are really talented and scared to follow their talent because you don’t know where it’s going.
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Like when I finally got away from the east coast for a while, and I came back there was just this underlying anger that I never noticed before, because I was born there and just dropped right into it.
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There is a very difficult period in a comedian’s career – it’s that window of time where you’re good enough to draw tickets but nobody knows you yet.
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Any other town you go to there’s this little devil and a little angel on your shoulder.
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I cannot believe that [Donald Trump] is actually in the debates.
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If this goes into sweatshop labor, I’m quitting this podcast.
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I was certified to take x-rays, but you can’t just show up and start cleaning people’s teeth.
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Ric Flair is the greatest guy ever. He just wants to hang out, have a beer, and tell stories. He’s the coolest. I’ve never met The Rock though.
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My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn’t be funny, but to observe it, it’s hilarious.
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London was like that too. It was that time of year when all the rich kids with the oil money have their cars shipped over.
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It’s been a dream to work with Netflix because they don’t have any pressure from advertisers.
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It’s a whole new world as far as getting a show on the air. There’s good things and bad things.
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Working on the Dave Chappelle show was amazing.
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