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Bill Burr

I’m a standup comedian who gets to act. I’m never going to not do standup. I love doing it and when I go through periods where I’m doing a lot of acting work, I still do standup.
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Acting Comedian Periods
It’s a whole new world as far as getting a show on the air. There’s good things and bad things.
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Air Good Things World
I’m one of those guys where you know, I’m 23 years into this and I love the road more than ever and rather than whittling down my schedule to just play the major cities.
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Cities Play Years
I don’t feel like it’s a wasted vote because I think it encourages more people like that to run. I vote for the candidates that aren’t bought and paid for like the Clintons.
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People Running Thinking
I’ve actually expanded the amount of places that I go to because I want to see a bunch of stuff. You know, plan it as I can while I’m still young enough to travel.
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Amount Bunch Cities Enough Travel
I think I know how to raise a kid. You just play catch with ’em. You just talk about life, and you distract them by throwing the ball. They don’t even notice that you’re filling up their heads with your theories.
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Filling Kids Thinking
Being a comedian is an incredible thing, but it can be scary sometimes.
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Comedian Scary Sometimes
I have this weird sort of Gemini thing where I can really be empathetic and a loving person. But if you piss me off, I can be one of the meanest, most sadistic people.
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Empathetic People Sadistic
I think it’s a privilege to be able to fly to somewhere where people want to see my show.
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People Thinking Want
If you get a chance to go outside of the country, you start examining where you’re from and some of the thought processes.
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Chance Country East
Carnegie Hall is as good as they say it is. It’s not like Stonehenge which looks great in books but then you go there and it’s a pile of rocks next to a highway. There’s actually a highway right next to it, but you don’t see that in pictures.
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Book Looks Rocks
I am so pro-swine flu it’s – it’s like ridiculous.
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Flu Ridiculous Swine
There is a very difficult period in a comedian’s career – it’s that window of time where you’re good enough to draw tickets but nobody knows you yet.
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Career Comedian Ticket
I actually had the urge to elbow an elderly lady today.
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Elbows Elderly Today
I’m like that loud guy in the bar, who kind of makes sense for about ten minutes, and then you realise he flunked everything at high school so you just laugh at him.
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Everything Flunked High Minutes School Taught
I’m not going to lie. I am a psycho. Luckily, I get most of it out on stage.
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Lying Psycho Stage

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