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I like double entendre because then the people who get it enjoy it, and the people who don’t get it don’t know about it.

Betty White

Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it’s got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can’t just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that – it’s got to be funny.
BETTY WHITE

Funny Humor Joke Yourself
When I realized I could use Facebook as a way to communicate directly with my fans, I thought it would be a great idea.
BETTY WHITE

Communication Direction Greatness Idea Myself Realization
I like double entendre because then the people who get it enjoy it, and the people who don’t get it don’t know about it.
BETTY WHITE

Enjoyment Myself People
I don’t seem to require a lot of sleep. I just – if I get four, five good hours, I’m fine. But sleeping is sort of dull. There’s a lot of other good stuff that you can do without just lying down and closing your eyes.
BETTY WHITE

Eyes Goodness Lying Sleep Thing Yourself
I think that a show that is as successful as ‘The Golden Girls’ is a once-in-a-lifetime thing. If you don’t feel proud to be part of a show that has that kind of track record, then shame on you, because that’s a privilege.
BETTY WHITE

Feeling Myself Privilege Proud Record Success Thinking Track
Doing drama is, in a sense, easier. In doing comedy, if you don’t get that laugh, there’s something wrong.
BETTY WHITE

Comedy Drama Easy Laughter Myself Wrong
I think a lot of people like hidden-camera shows where they think they’re spying on somebody who doesn’t know they’re looking at them. And nobody takes it seriously – you either enjoy it and get a laugh out of the reactions or not.
BETTY WHITE

Camera Enjoyment Hide People Reaction Serious Yourself
I may be a senior, but so what? I’m still hot.
BETTY WHITE

Age Attitude Instagram Captions Myself
I was an only child and I had a mother and father who were just – there wasn’t a straight man in the house, and I mean that in a very nice way. They were fun, and we would laugh a lot.
BETTY WHITE

Children Funny Laughter Mom Myself
I like bawdy humor. I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor.
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Dirty Humor Myself Preference
I don’t get political.
BETTY WHITE

Myself Politics
I’m so compulsive about stuff, I know if I had ever gotten pregnant, of course, that would have been my whole focus. But I didn’t choose to have children because I’m focused on my career. And I just don’t think, as compulsive as I am, that I could manage both.
BETTY WHITE

Children Focus Management Myself Pregnant Thinking
I’ve enjoyed the opposite sex a lot. Always have. Always will.
BETTY WHITE

Enjoyment Myself Sex Willing
I’m in the middle of my sixth book, which is about animals at the Los Angeles Zoo.
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Animal Book Myself Writing
Animals are near and dear to my heart, and I’ve devoted my life to trying to improve their lives.
BETTY WHITE

Animal Devotion Heart Improvement Life Live Myself Try
Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren’t going to get rid of me that way.
BETTY WHITE

Funny Myself Retirement Vocabulary Way

I like double entendre because then the people who get it enjoy it, and the people who don’t get it don’t know about it.

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