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It’s fun once in a while to do a serious part but I really enjoy doing comedy because I love to laugh.

Betty White

I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that’s about as much cooking as I do.
BETTY WHITE

Cook Dog Food Kitchen Myself
I don’t know where I learned elephants like their tongues slapped. Whatever turns you on.
BETTY WHITE

Animal Learning Turn Yourself
Animals don’t lie. Animals don’t criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do.
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Animal Better Criticism Human Lying Myself
I have my golden retriever now, Pontiac. He’s a career-change guide dog from Guide Dogs for the Blind.
BETTY WHITE

Breed Career Dog Guide Myself Pet
I’ve enjoyed the opposite sex a lot. Always have. Always will.
BETTY WHITE

Enjoyment Myself Sex Willing
Anger tears me up inside, My own, or anyone else’s.
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Angry Character Feeling Tears
I have a two-story house and a bad memory, so I’m up and down those stairs all the time. That’s my exercise.
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Bad Exercise Home Memories Myself Time
I like bawdy humor. I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor.
BETTY WHITE

Dirty Humor Myself Preference
I may be a senior, but so what? I’m still hot.
BETTY WHITE

Age Attitude Instagram Captions Myself
I think a lot of people like hidden-camera shows where they think they’re spying on somebody who doesn’t know they’re looking at them. And nobody takes it seriously – you either enjoy it and get a laugh out of the reactions or not.
BETTY WHITE

Camera Enjoyment Hide People Reaction Serious Yourself
I don’t care who anybody sleeps with. If a couple has been together all that time – and there are gay relationships that are more solid than some heterosexual ones – I think it’s fine if they want to get married. I don’t know how people can get so anti-something.
BETTY WHITE

Care Couple Marriage Myself People Relationship Sleep
I’m a big cockeyed optimist. I try to accentuate the positive as opposed to the negative.
BETTY WHITE

Myself Negative Optimism Positive Try
You know what the problem that animal activists sometimes have? They only concentrate on the heartbreaking things to the point where the general public thinks, ‘Oh, here comes those animal folks again and I’m going to hear all the things I don’t want to hear.’
BETTY WHITE

Activist Animal Focus Myself Point Problem Public Thinking
I’m having the time of my life and the fact that I’m still working – how lucky can you get? I’m 90 years old and still able to work as much as I do. That’s a privilege.
BETTY WHITE

Fact Life Myself Privilege Time Work
I think that a show that is as successful as ‘The Golden Girls’ is a once-in-a-lifetime thing. If you don’t feel proud to be part of a show that has that kind of track record, then shame on you, because that’s a privilege.
BETTY WHITE

Feeling Myself Privilege Proud Record Success Thinking Track
I’m so compulsive about stuff, I know if I had ever gotten pregnant, of course, that would have been my whole focus. But I didn’t choose to have children because I’m focused on my career. And I just don’t think, as compulsive as I am, that I could manage both.
BETTY WHITE

Children Focus Management Myself Pregnant Thinking

It’s fun once in a while to do a serious part but I really enjoy doing comedy because I love to laugh.

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