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[On Helen Reddy:] She ought to be arrested for loitering in front of an orchestra.

Bette Midler

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
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Funny Humorous Memorable
If only I’d known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier.
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Actresses Being Different Singers
All these rumors about [Tom Cruise] being gay. I don’t believe it. I don’t believe it for one minute. He hasn’t been to one of my shows.
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Believe Gay Rumor
Culturally, it’s very hard to change people’s attitudes about public space.
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Attitude People Space
If they [at the audition] don’t like the way you sound they won’t buy you anyway, ripped dress or no ripped dress, ass hanging out or no ass hanging out.
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Dresses Sound Way
I’m the last of the truly tacky women. I do trash with flash and sleaze with ease.
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Easy Lasts Tacky
Self-esteem is something you have to earn!
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Earn Self Esteem Something
If you’re frightened, you’re out of luck.
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Frightened Luck Out
If I don’t feel right about what I’m in, I don’t feel right about anything.
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Anything Clothes Feels Right
I’m confident that I’m as intelligent as many people, but I know that I’m not as intelligent as some. So in the presence of hyperintelligent people, I’m a shrinking violet because I don’t want to look like a fool. I know a little about a lot and a lot about a little.
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Intelligent People Shrinking
GOD is watching us, from a Distance.
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Distance God Watching
Thank God for the gays. I don’t know what would have happened but I know what did happen. Good for them and good for me.
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Gay God Happened Thank
I’m not interested in perfection. The universe is perfect, and there are some works of art that we see as perfect, but human beings aren’t perfect.
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Art Interested Not Perfect
It is true that in this culture, they throw you out when you get older. I see it all the time, especially in my business. At my age, you’re playing somebody’s mother – and there aren’t even a lot of those roles!
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Age Culture Mother
If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.
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Laugh Laughing Slave
I want it all – and I would like it delivered.
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All Delivered Want

[On Helen Reddy:] She ought to be arrested for loitering in front of an orchestra.

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[On Helen Reddy:] She ought to be arrested for loitering in front of an orchestra.

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