I want it all – and I would like it delivered.
BETTE MIDLERIf you’re frightened, you’re out of luck.
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Thank God for the gays. I don’t know what would have happened but I know what did happen. Good for them and good for me.
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You can’t just have a clean public space – you also have to have people willing to use it, and something that will draw them in.
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Just because people don’t meet you doesn’t mean they’re not out there breaking their asses trying to get around.
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When I finally did stop and look at my life, I realized that I had done what I’d set out to do. In my pitiful little way, I had climbed the mountain I had chosen. And there I was, on top.
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When the movies first started, audiences were dumbstruck to see actresses walking around in evening gowns. They’d never seen anything like that. They wanted to be like those actors and actresses, so the movies informed their behavior.
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I celebrate everyone’s religious holidays. if it’s good enough for the righteous, it’s good enough for the self-righteous, I always say.
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The first time I saw a picture of [fabled actress] Ethel Barrymore – she was on Broadway and she was wearing pearls. I thought, “That’s who I should grow up to be.” It’s odd, because it was her physical image that I wanted;
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If you pick up a ukulele, it will make you unbelievably happy.
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Do I understand this right? I’m being marked down?
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Men’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
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I try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite.
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I’m working my way toward divinity.
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The inventor of the modern foundation garment that we women wear today was a German scientist and opera lover by the name of Otto Titsling.
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Sometimes my brain goes on CD shuffle. You know, you put a bunch of CD’s on and hit play and random things come out.
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A lot of people started drinking martinis and smoking cigarettes because they felt it was cool.
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