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I’ve forbidden my daughter to have grandchildren, I’m too young.

Bette Midler

I celebrate everyone’s religious holidays. if it’s good enough for the righteous, it’s good enough for the self-righteous, I always say.
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Holiday Religious Self
There’s a kind of emotional exploration you plumb with a friend that you don’t really do with your family.
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Emotional Friends Kind
If someone were to say seriously, “I’m divine,” she’d have to be locked up. There are lots of people in mental institutions going around saying “I’m God.” But because I’m funny about it, they haven’t locked me up yet. And I don’t give myself airs, either.
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Air Giving People
If you pick up a ukulele, it will make you unbelievably happy.
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Happy Picks Ukulele
The outside world doesn’t have a lot to offer. You have to make your own heaven in your own home.
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Heaven Home World
I’m so glad to be back in New York. Los Angeles can be so cold, so cruel after you’ve been-what’s the word?-oh yes: ‘fired.’
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Back Cold Country Cruel Glad
I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world.
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Believe Fashion World
A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than I am, but I’ve chosen not to be.
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Bigger Life People
I wish America would spend even half as much time complaining about plastics in our oceans as we do about actresses’ plastic surgery.
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Country Ocean Wish
If they [at the audition] don’t like the way you sound they won’t buy you anyway, ripped dress or no ripped dress, ass hanging out or no ass hanging out.
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Dresses Sound Way
Find your Light; They can’t love you if they can’t see you
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Light Love You See
It’s the one who won’t be taken that cannot seem to give, and the soul afraid of dying that never learns to live.
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Dance Fear Philosophy
I’ve always been lucky enough to have great audiences. It has been quite a life.
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Audience Enough Lucky
I love nature, in spite of what it did to me.
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Nature Love Spite
Do you want to live and work in a garbage dump? I don’t. That’s partly because I grew up in the most pristine environment possible – Hawaii, where it is sacrilege to leave your garbage on the ground.
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Dump Garbage Possible Wanted
Total contentment is only for cows.
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Contentment Cows Total

I’ve forbidden my daughter to have grandchildren, I’m too young.

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