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I always look old when I work because I get so upset and tense that my face wrinkles up like a prune, I can’t stop it.

Bette Midler

The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you.
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Funny Jealousy Success
You can’t just have a clean public space – you also have to have people willing to use it, and something that will draw them in.
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People Space Use
I’m working my way toward divinity.
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Divinity Quality Way
If they [at the audition] don’t like the way you sound they won’t buy you anyway, ripped dress or no ripped dress, ass hanging out or no ass hanging out.
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Dresses Sound Way
I can get plenty of men, keeping them is the hard part.
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Men Plenty Relationship
Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it’s like a jackhammer.
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Jakhammer Poetry Rap
Total contentment is only for cows.
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Contentment Cows Total
We are all part of the ecosystem.
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All Ecosystems Parts
I think most of us are torn. We have at least two people at war in our body. One person wants to retire and grow fabulous tomatoes, and the other wants to stand up on a pedestal and be worshipped and get bigger and bigger and bigger until she explodes.
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Thinking Two War
[On Princess Anne:] Such an active, outdoorsy lass. She loves nature in spite of what it did to her.
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Princess Royalty Spite
If you pick up a ukulele, it will make you unbelievably happy.
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Happy Picks Ukulele
Some say love it is a river that drowns the tender reeds. Some say love, it is a razor that leaves your heart to bleed. Some say love, it is a hunger, an endless aching need. I say love, it is a flower and you, its only seed.
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Flower Heart River
The only thing Madonna will ever do like a virgin is give birth in a stable.
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Birth Giving Virgins
A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than I am, but I’ve chosen not to be.
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Bigger Life People
Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week.
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Book Country Horse
Me, I’m just a hack. I’m just a schlep-per. I just do what I can do.
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Hack Just

I always look old when I work because I get so upset and tense that my face wrinkles up like a prune, I can’t stop it.

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I always look old when I work because I get so upset and tense that my face wrinkles up like a prune, I can’t stop it.

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