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Total contentment is only for cows.

Bette Midler

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week.
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Book Country Horse
It’s important that you all agree on what the parameters are and what you can accomplish – and not get pissed off or beat yourself up for what you can’t accomplish.
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Beats Important Off Pissed
I’m confident that I’m as intelligent as many people, but I know that I’m not as intelligent as some. So in the presence of hyperintelligent people, I’m a shrinking violet because I don’t want to look like a fool. I know a little about a lot and a lot about a little.
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Intelligent People Shrinking
As you age, feelings do diminish.
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Age Diminish Feelings
We’re all divine, but I was the only one who had the nerve to call myself that.
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Divine Myself Nerves
A lot of people started drinking martinis and smoking cigarettes because they felt it was cool.
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Cigarettes Cool Smoking
I can get plenty of men, keeping them is the hard part.
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Men Plenty Relationship
If I don’t feel right about what I’m in, I don’t feel right about anything.
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Anything Clothes Feels Right
Just remember, during the winter, far beneath the bitter snow, that there’s a seed that with the sun’s love in the spring becomes a rose.
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Snow Spring Winter
The only thing Madonna will ever do like a virgin is give birth in a stable.
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Birth Giving Virgins
A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than I am, but I’ve chosen not to be.
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Bigger Life People
[On Denmark:] … that little country of cottage cheese and courage.
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Cheese Cottages Country
I’m mad about God! That’s why I’m divine.
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Divine God Mad
I read neither good nor bad about me. I let it not even in my life, so it has no effect on me. I am very sensitive.
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Effect Good Read Sensitive
If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.
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Laugh Laughing Slave
Just because people don’t meet you doesn’t mean they’re not out there breaking their asses trying to get around.
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Mean People Trying

Total contentment is only for cows.

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