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Bette Midler

The old forms of entertainment are not extinct. Live performances are the pinnacle. If you can something that people want to see live, then you have a great career.
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Careers People Want
Men’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
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Brain Fit Men
One of my first role models was Eugene Lang, a wealthy businessman who went back to his elementary school in East Harlem and addressed the sixth-grade class. He looked out at that sea of faces and said, “If any of you wants to go to college, I will pay for it.”
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College Kids School
Enough about me. What do you think about me?
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About Enough Thinking
I want to have fun, and I want to give people a good laugh.
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Fun Giving People
People have an obligation to live up to their potential.
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Obligation People Potential
Culturally, it’s very hard to change people’s attitudes about public space.
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Attitude People Space
I always try to balance the light with the heavy – a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes.
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Art Cancer Light
People are not the best because they work hard. They work hard because they are the best.
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Best Hard People Work
Sometimes my brain goes on CD shuffle. You know, you put a bunch of CD’s on and hit play and random things come out.
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Brain Play Random
Most people don’t deserve to be spoken of in the same breath as Chaplin or Lucille Ball.
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Balls People
I never know how much of what I say is true.
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Cynicism Funny Truth
The inventor of the modern foundation garment that we women wear today was a German scientist and opera lover by the name of Otto Titsling.
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Foundation Names Opera
You can feel compassion for others without feeling victimized yourself.
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Compassion Feelings Feels
I wish America would spend even half as much time complaining about plastics in our oceans as we do about actresses’ plastic surgery.
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Country Ocean Wish
It’s important that you all agree on what the parameters are and what you can accomplish – and not get pissed off or beat yourself up for what you can’t accomplish.
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Beats Important Off Pissed

Total contentment is only for cows.

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