If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
BETTE MIDLERI’m mad about God! That’s why I’m divine.
More Bette Midler Quotes
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Most people are walking around the city like corpses; they aren’t alive enough to notice the trash. They come from other places and they see it as a big garbage dump.
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I wish America would spend even half as much time complaining about plastics in our oceans as we do about actresses’ plastic surgery.
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I want to have fun, and I want to give people a good laugh.
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I want it all – and I would like it delivered.
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I believe that Judy Garland’s artistry was so fine. I mean, when people say: ‘oh, she brought so much of her life to her music’, I don’t really believe that. I believe that she didn’t have to. She just was a moving human being. That was her gift.
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Where did I do well?” When I did this assessment of my life, I said to myself, “It was really good.”
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Sometimes my brain goes on CD shuffle. You know, you put a bunch of CD’s on and hit play and random things come out.
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You have to think you’re the greatest thing since sliced bread, but you have to know that you’re not.
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For days on end, I would hardly speak, and when I did only the vilest sort of gibberish would spout forth. I became morose and fat. Unapproachable, except when eating – and then only by waiters.
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While I was growing up, I believed I could do anything I could think of. So the challenge was always to keep thinking – to get to where I wanted to be and then to think of somewhere else to go.
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Cherish forever what makes you unique, ‘cuz you’re really a yawn if it goes.
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If they [at the audition] don’t like the way you sound they won’t buy you anyway, ripped dress or no ripped dress, ass hanging out or no ass hanging out.
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Make sure your life is a rare entertainment! It doesn’t take anything drastic. You needn’t be gorgeous or wealthy or smart, just very enthusiastic!
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[On Denmark:] … that little country of cottage cheese and courage.
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If you pick up a ukulele, it will make you unbelievably happy.
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