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I tried to charm the pants off Bob Dylan, but everyone will be disappointed to learn that I was unsuccessful. I got close – a couple of fast feels in the front seat of a Cadillac.

Bette Midler

I’m so glad to be back in New York. Los Angeles can be so cold, so cruel after you’ve been-what’s the word?-oh yes: ‘fired.’
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Back Cold Country Cruel Glad
Through books and photographs, I saw a world that was not my own – and I realized that there was another world. That’s why I’m concerned about education, because it helps our children see other worlds.
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Book Children Other Worlds
We’re all divine, but I was the only one who had the nerve to call myself that.
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Divine Myself Nerves
Some say love, it is a razor that leaves your soul to bleed.
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Broken Heart Love Soul
You can feel compassion for others without feeling victimized yourself.
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Compassion Feelings Feels
From the age of 14 until I was 50, I just got on a treadmill and ran. I never stopped to assess what I was doing or to pat myself on the back.
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Age Ran Treadmill
When I read that, I burst into tears. It was so generous and so basic. Not fluffy. I can’t understand why we scrimp on education and shortchange our kids. Why would the citizenry do that to the people who are going to inherit its republic?
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Country Generous Kids Shortchange Understand
The only thing Madonna will ever do like a virgin is give birth in a stable.
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Birth Giving Virgins
Sold my soul. Bought these devil chains.
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Chain Devil Soul
Honey, I can smell the scent of another woman from 500 paces.
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Infidelity Pace Smell
I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world.
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Believe Fashion World
Men’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
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Brain Fit Men
I hope to keep entertaining in some way until I can’t physically entertain any longer. It’s what I was born to do, and I love this profession.
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Born Entertaining Way
I’ve always said we got married because there was nothing on TV.
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Always Breakup Married
If you’re passionate about something, then you should pick up your flag and run with it.
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Flag Passionate Running
Where did I do well?” When I did this assessment of my life, I said to myself, “It was really good.”
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Assessment Good Life Really

I tried to charm the pants off Bob Dylan, but everyone will be disappointed to learn that I was unsuccessful. I got close – a couple of fast feels in the front seat of a Cadillac.

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I tried to charm the pants off Bob Dylan, but everyone will be disappointed to learn that I was unsuccessful. I got close – a couple of fast feels in the front seat of a Cadillac.

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