GOD is watching us, from a Distance.
BETTE MIDLERIf somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.
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I’ve always been lucky enough to have great audiences. It has been quite a life.
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Without passion, the powers-that-be can run roughshod over you.
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The outside world doesn’t have a lot to offer. You have to make your own heaven in your own home.
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I love nature, in spite of what it did to me.
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I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.
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When you reach a certain age, you have fulfilled your childhood dream and whatever your first or second adulthood led you to do. T
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A lot of people started drinking martinis and smoking cigarettes because they felt it was cool.
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[On Helen Reddy:] She ought to be arrested for loitering in front of an orchestra.
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Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it’s like a jackhammer.
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Here I am, one of the most colorful women of my time – if not of my block – being made to sound positively legumelike in printed interviews.
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it will cleanse itself, and new life forms, maybe better ones, will come. Meanwhile, we’ll have gotten exactly what we deserved: annihilation.
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There comes a time whenyou haveto let yourclothesgo out in the world and try to make it on their own.
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Unfortunately, every time there’s a budget crunch in New York, the Parks Department is usually the first to be cut. So they need all the help they can get.
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I think the essence of humor has not changed. It’s all about surprise, facilitating follows. But the context of humor has changed.
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It’s important that you all agree on what the parameters are and what you can accomplish – and not get pissed off or beat yourself up for what you can’t accomplish.
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