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If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.

Bette Midler

I read neither good nor bad about me. I let it not even in my life, so it has no effect on me. I am very sensitive.
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Effect Good Read Sensitive
When I read that, I burst into tears. It was so generous and so basic. Not fluffy. I can’t understand why we scrimp on education and shortchange our kids. Why would the citizenry do that to the people who are going to inherit its republic?
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Country Generous Kids Shortchange Understand
A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than I am, but I’ve chosen not to be.
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Bigger Life People
I’m the last of the truly tacky women. I do trash with flash and sleaze with ease.
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Easy Lasts Tacky
I can get plenty of men, keeping them is the hard part.
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Men Plenty Relationship
I sold my soul to rock ‘n’ roll.
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Rocks Roll Sold Soul
Sometimes my brain goes on CD shuffle. You know, you put a bunch of CD’s on and hit play and random things come out.
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Brain Play Random
GOD is watching us, from a Distance.
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Distance God Watching
If you’re frightened, you’re out of luck.
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Frightened Luck Out
Here I am, one of the most colorful women of my time – if not of my block – being made to sound positively legumelike in printed interviews.
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Block Positively Sound
I tried to charm the pants off Bob Dylan, but everyone will be disappointed to learn that I was unsuccessful. I got close – a couple of fast feels in the front seat of a Cadillac.
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Cadillacs Couple Sex
Find your Light; They can’t love you if they can’t see you
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Light Love You See
The inventor of the modern foundation garment that we women wear today was a German scientist and opera lover by the name of Otto Titsling.
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Foundation Names Opera
That’s our mission: to clean and green New York City – one block at a time.
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Block Cities Country
It’s the one who won’t be taken that cannot seem to give, and the soul afraid of dying that never learns to live.
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Dance Fear Philosophy
If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.
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Laugh Laughing Slave

If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.

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