I want it all – and I would like it delivered.
BETTE MIDLERIf somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.
More Bette Midler Quotes
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I’ve always been lucky enough to have great audiences. It has been quite a life.
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Honey, I can smell the scent of another woman from 500 paces.
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I had no idea of being a star, all I knew was that I wanted to be a great actress, I wanted to work as an actress. So I thought the way I would be a great actress was to sing and dance first.
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We are all part of the ecosystem.
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A person’s life is a journey, a road. Sometimes you go off the road and sometimes you stay on all the way through. But you are the only one on that road. It’s your road.
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I always look old when I work because I get so upset and tense that my face wrinkles up like a prune, I can’t stop it.
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When it’s three o’clock in New York, it’s still 1938 in London.
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I’m looking for something that gives me a chance to stretch. Because I have my own work, and I can do anything I want in my own work – juggle, tap dance, anything I want.
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When I read that, I burst into tears. It was so generous and so basic. Not fluffy. I can’t understand why we scrimp on education and shortchange our kids. Why would the citizenry do that to the people who are going to inherit its republic?
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You can feel compassion for others without feeling victimized yourself.
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Everyone goes through their winters and springs, and their summers and autumns.
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Most people don’t deserve to be spoken of in the same breath as Chaplin or Lucille Ball.
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My parents have not insisted that we go to college, but she wanted us to learn. Teacher, librarian, secretary, nurse. All my siblings were employed. But I wanted to be the boss, an independent contractor.
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I’ve always said we got married because there was nothing on TV.
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If they [at the audition] don’t like the way you sound they won’t buy you anyway, ripped dress or no ripped dress, ass hanging out or no ass hanging out.
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