I’ve forbidden my daughter to have grandchildren, I’m too young.
BETTE MIDLERIf somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.
More Bette Midler Quotes
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The first time I saw a picture of [fabled actress] Ethel Barrymore – she was on Broadway and she was wearing pearls. I thought, “That’s who I should grow up to be.” It’s odd, because it was her physical image that I wanted;
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I would much rather watch myself than listen to myself. The moving is second nature, but the listening… that’s the art.
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Marriage is such hard work. And it’s full of rage and real human drama.
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I’m looking for something that gives me a chance to stretch. Because I have my own work, and I can do anything I want in my own work – juggle, tap dance, anything I want.
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After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
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I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
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When it’s time to shuffle off this mortal coil, you leave your ashes to be composted.
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Music is probably the only place I get energy from. Music and maybe watching a really tremendous performer, watching a terrific performer like Jagger or watching a great movie.
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Men’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
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I’d make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I’ll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.
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The outside world doesn’t have a lot to offer. You have to make your own heaven in your own home.
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Only two groups of people intimidate me absolutely: salespeople and the French.
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If you pick up a ukulele, it will make you unbelievably happy.
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It’s a different world now: Stars come and go quickly, and there are so many of them. I read a statistic that all the record companies combined used to put out around 3,000 albums in a year. Now they put out something like 30,000!
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Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, I’ll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?
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