Total contentment is only for cows.
BETTE MIDLERIf somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.
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I fear for the future of the planet. But in a funny way, I’m even sanguine about that.
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We’re all divine, but I was the only one who had the nerve to call myself that.
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If only I’d known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier.
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I’m mad about God! That’s why I’m divine.
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Me, I’m just a hack. I’m just a schlep-per. I just do what I can do.
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I try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite.
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Cherish forever what makes you unique, ‘cuz you’re really a yawn if it goes.
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All these rumors about [Tom Cruise] being gay. I don’t believe it. I don’t believe it for one minute. He hasn’t been to one of my shows.
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I tried to charm the pants off Bob Dylan, but everyone will be disappointed to learn that I was unsuccessful. I got close – a couple of fast feels in the front seat of a Cadillac.
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I wouldn’t say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.
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The Internet has changed everything. People will be discovered online. People buy music online. It’s a completely different way to get entertainment.
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I loved the photographs of people wearing elaborate makeup and costumes – they really pulled at me inside. I was in that library every week for years, until I was about 13. I had a rich interior life, because I didn’t have much of a social life.
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I’ve always said we got married because there was nothing on TV.
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I love nature, in spite of what it did to me.
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I’d make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I’ll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.
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