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If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.

Bette Midler

That’s the Oscars for ya – you remember who was nominated, but you don’t remember who won!
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Nominate Oscar Remember
You can feel compassion for others without feeling victimized yourself.
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Compassion Feelings Feels
Sold my soul. Bought these devil chains.
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Chain Devil Soul
People are not the best because they work hard. They work hard because they are the best.
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Best Hard People Work
I celebrate everyone’s religious holidays. if it’s good enough for the righteous, it’s good enough for the self-righteous, I always say.
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Holiday Religious Self
When it’s three o’clock in New York, it’s still 1938 in London.
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Humorous Inspirational New York
I have a ball – and it keeps my heart rate up. I get to wear fabulous clothes. I get to make people laugh. That’s my core business, and that’s where I’ll always return.
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Clothes Heart People
My daughter very independent. But if she’s upset about something, she will absolutely let me know. She’s great – a real tough cookie.
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Daughter Independent Real
I believe that Judy Garland’s artistry was so fine. I mean, when people say: ‘oh, she brought so much of her life to her music’, I don’t really believe that. I believe that she didn’t have to. She just was a moving human being. That was her gift.
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Believe Mean Moving
I want it all – and I would like it delivered.
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All Delivered Want
Marriage is such hard work. And it’s full of rage and real human drama.
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Drama Hard Work Real
I want to have fun, and I want to give people a good laugh.
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Fun Giving People
I would much rather watch myself than listen to myself. The moving is second nature, but the listening… that’s the art.
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Art Listening Moving
I’ve always said we got married because there was nothing on TV.
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Always Breakup Married
When it’s time to shuffle off this mortal coil, you leave your ashes to be composted.
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Ashes Mortals Shuffle
I’m looking for something that gives me a chance to stretch. Because I have my own work, and I can do anything I want in my own work – juggle, tap dance, anything I want.
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Anything Stretch Work

If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.

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