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The inventor of the modern foundation garment that we women wear today was a German scientist and opera lover by the name of Otto Titsling.

Bette Midler

Thank God for the gays. I don’t know what would have happened but I know what did happen. Good for them and good for me.
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Gay God Happened Thank
I wouldn’t say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.
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Memorable Women
All these rumors about [Tom Cruise] being gay. I don’t believe it. I don’t believe it for one minute. He hasn’t been to one of my shows.
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Believe Gay Rumor
Most people are walking around the city like corpses; they aren’t alive enough to notice the trash. They come from other places and they see it as a big garbage dump.
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Cities People Want
If someone were to say seriously, “I’m divine,” she’d have to be locked up. There are lots of people in mental institutions going around saying “I’m God.” But because I’m funny about it, they haven’t locked me up yet. And I don’t give myself airs, either.
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Air Giving People
People are not the best because they work hard. They work hard because they are the best.
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Best Hard People Work
Marriage is such hard work. And it’s full of rage and real human drama.
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Drama Hard Work Real
When I finally did stop and look at my life, I realized that I had done what I’d set out to do. In my pitiful little way, I had climbed the mountain I had chosen. And there I was, on top.
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Done Looks Mountain
If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.
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Laugh Laughing Slave
Make sure your life is a rare entertainment! It doesn’t take anything drastic. You needn’t be gorgeous or wealthy or smart, just very enthusiastic!
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Entertainment Life Smart
Most people don’t deserve to be spoken of in the same breath as Chaplin or Lucille Ball.
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Balls People
The only thing Madonna will ever do like a virgin is give birth in a stable.
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Birth Giving Virgins
I’ve forbidden my daughter to have grandchildren, I’m too young.
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Daughter Grandchildren Young
it will cleanse itself, and new life forms, maybe better ones, will come. Meanwhile, we’ll have gotten exactly what we deserved: annihilation.
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Annihilation Costume Exactly Gotten
That’s our mission: to clean and green New York City – one block at a time.
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Block Cities Country
Here I am, one of the most colorful women of my time – if not of my block – being made to sound positively legumelike in printed interviews.
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Block Positively Sound

The inventor of the modern foundation garment that we women wear today was a German scientist and opera lover by the name of Otto Titsling.

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