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The inventor of the modern foundation garment that we women wear today was a German scientist and opera lover by the name of Otto Titsling.

Bette Midler

I’d make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I’ll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.
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Lady Macbeth Pairs Shoes
I’m working my way toward divinity.
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Divinity Quality Way
hen you’re in your third adulthood, the one that leads to the grave, and you ask yourself, “What will I do between now and then?” Instead of thinking in terms of glamour, you start thinking in terms of reform – your contribution to the world.
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Ask Glamorous Grave Think Yourself
Culturally, it’s very hard to change people’s attitudes about public space.
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Attitude People Space
If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.
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Laugh Laughing Slave
When it’s three o’clock in New York, it’s still 1938 in London.
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Humorous Inspirational New York
A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than I am, but I’ve chosen not to be.
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Bigger Life People
Men’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
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Brain Fit Men
Unfortunately, every time there’s a budget crunch in New York, the Parks Department is usually the first to be cut. So they need all the help they can get.
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Country Cutting Parks
There’s a kind of emotional exploration you plumb with a friend that you don’t really do with your family.
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Emotional Friends Kind
I’ve always said that people have unrealistic expectations.
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Expectations People Unrealistic
When the movies first started, audiences were dumbstruck to see actresses walking around in evening gowns. They’d never seen anything like that. They wanted to be like those actors and actresses, so the movies informed their behavior.
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Drinking People Smoking
In a marriage, you struggle and struggle and struggle, and then you realize that you have to ride the horse in the direction it’s going. You stop trying to pull the reins in another direction.
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Horse Struggle Trying
I never know how much of what I say is true.
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Cynicism Funny Truth
I wouldn’t say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.
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Memorable Women
I always wanted to be a performer, I didn’t know exactly what kind of performer, all I knew was there were certain things that I liked. I liked movies a whole lot, and I loved music.
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Certain Kind Wanted

The inventor of the modern foundation garment that we women wear today was a German scientist and opera lover by the name of Otto Titsling.

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The inventor of the modern foundation garment that we women wear today was a German scientist and opera lover by the name of Otto Titsling.

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