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My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.

Bette Midler

I loved the photographs of people wearing elaborate makeup and costumes – they really pulled at me inside. I was in that library every week for years, until I was about 13. I had a rich interior life, because I didn’t have much of a social life.
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Books Costumes Love Photograph Until
Men’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
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Brain Fit Men
The only thing Madonna will ever do like a virgin is give birth in a stable.
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Birth Giving Virgins
As you age, feelings do diminish.
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Age Diminish Feelings
Most people don’t deserve to be spoken of in the same breath as Chaplin or Lucille Ball.
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Balls People
I want it all – and I would like it delivered.
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All Delivered Want
There’s the media-driven universe, in which the public perceives you in a superficial way. Then there’s the universe that you actually inhabit, where you have to get up even if you didn’t sleep so well, and you feel like crap and your face is swollen.
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Media Sleep Way
Me, I’m just a hack. I’m just a schlep-per. I just do what I can do.
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Hack Just
I feel like a million tonight – but one at a time.
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Inspiration Memorable Tonight
Image is everything, and the voice or the idea or the song is hardly anything at all. Half the time the person isn’t even doing the singing. I’m a bit cynical about this [music] business.
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Ideas Song Voice
I try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite.
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Drinking Drunk Perspective
Let the sun stop burning, Let them tell me love’s not worth going through. If it all falls apart, I will know deep in my heart, The only dream that mattered had come true …In this life I was loved by you.
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Life Love Romantic
The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you.
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Funny Jealousy Success
I think most of us are torn. We have at least two people at war in our body. One person wants to retire and grow fabulous tomatoes, and the other wants to stand up on a pedestal and be worshipped and get bigger and bigger and bigger until she explodes.
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Thinking Two War
I read neither good nor bad about me. I let it not even in my life, so it has no effect on me. I am very sensitive.
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Effect Good Read Sensitive
If they [at the audition] don’t like the way you sound they won’t buy you anyway, ripped dress or no ripped dress, ass hanging out or no ass hanging out.
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Dresses Sound Way

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.

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