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My daughter very independent. But if she’s upset about something, she will absolutely let me know. She’s great – a real tough cookie.

Bette Midler

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
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Funny Humorous Memorable
I always look old when I work because I get so upset and tense that my face wrinkles up like a prune, I can’t stop it.
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Pruned Tense Upset
If you’re frightened, you’re out of luck.
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Frightened Luck Out
I think most of us are torn. We have at least two people at war in our body. One person wants to retire and grow fabulous tomatoes, and the other wants to stand up on a pedestal and be worshipped and get bigger and bigger and bigger until she explodes.
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Thinking Two War
I want to have fun, and I want to give people a good laugh.
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Fun Giving People
People are not the best because they work hard. They work hard because they are the best.
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Best Hard People Work
Me, I’m just a hack. I’m just a schlep-per. I just do what I can do.
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Hack Just
I can get plenty of men, keeping them is the hard part.
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Men Plenty Relationship
I’ve always said we got married because there was nothing on TV.
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Always Breakup Married
The [film] business is run by men, and they’re basically interested in their own species, and they’re not so interested in women belonging to the human race.
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Men Movie Running
Culturally, it’s very hard to change people’s attitudes about public space.
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Attitude People Space
I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.
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Bears Grudge Mind
I haven’t left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are Viagra and Cialis. Election, erection, election, erection! Either way we’re screwed!
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House News Stories Watches
If someone were to say seriously, “I’m divine,” she’d have to be locked up. There are lots of people in mental institutions going around saying “I’m God.” But because I’m funny about it, they haven’t locked me up yet. And I don’t give myself airs, either.
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Air Giving People
I love nature, in spite of what it did to me.
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Nature Love Spite
Do I understand this right? I’m being marked down?
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My daughter very independent. But if she’s upset about something, she will absolutely let me know. She’s great – a real tough cookie.

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My daughter very independent. But if she’s upset about something, she will absolutely let me know. She’s great – a real tough cookie.

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