Men’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
BETTE MIDLERMy daughter very independent. But if she’s upset about something, she will absolutely let me know. She’s great – a real tough cookie.
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My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.
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The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you.
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GOD is watching us, from a Distance.
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It’s the one who won’t be taken that cannot seem to give, and the soul afraid of dying that never learns to live.
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Image is everything, and the voice or the idea or the song is hardly anything at all. Half the time the person isn’t even doing the singing. I’m a bit cynical about this [music] business.
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I’ve always been lucky enough to have great audiences. It has been quite a life.
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The Internet has changed everything. People will be discovered online. People buy music online. It’s a completely different way to get entertainment.
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A person’s life is a journey, a road. Sometimes you go off the road and sometimes you stay on all the way through. But you are the only one on that road. It’s your road.
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I want to have fun, and I want to give people a good laugh.
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I feel like a million tonight – but one at a time.
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I’m confident that I’m as intelligent as many people, but I know that I’m not as intelligent as some. So in the presence of hyperintelligent people, I’m a shrinking violet because I don’t want to look like a fool. I know a little about a lot and a lot about a little.
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Without passion, the powers-that-be can run roughshod over you.
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I loved the photographs of people wearing elaborate makeup and costumes – they really pulled at me inside. I was in that library every week for years, until I was about 13. I had a rich interior life, because I didn’t have much of a social life.
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People have an obligation to live up to their potential.
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Sold my soul. Bought these devil chains.
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