If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.
BETTE MIDLERCats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, I’ll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?
More Bette Midler Quotes
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I’m working my way toward divinity.
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When I read that, I burst into tears. It was so generous and so basic. Not fluffy. I can’t understand why we scrimp on education and shortchange our kids. Why would the citizenry do that to the people who are going to inherit its republic?
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You can feel compassion for others without feeling victimized yourself.
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I want it all – and I would like it delivered.
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I’d make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I’ll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.
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The only thing Madonna will ever do like a virgin is give birth in a stable.
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A lot of people have no access to beauty. When I was growing up, my mother had only a few pretty things to look at.
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I’m so glad to be back in New York. Los Angeles can be so cold, so cruel after you’ve been-what’s the word?-oh yes: ‘fired.’
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A person’s life is a journey, a road. Sometimes you go off the road and sometimes you stay on all the way through. But you are the only one on that road. It’s your road.
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I love nature, in spite of what it did to me.
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Through books and photographs, I saw a world that was not my own – and I realized that there was another world.
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If you’re frightened, you’re out of luck.
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My mother would only let us go to the musicals.
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The [film] industry is an ecosystem that’s sick.
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I wouldn’t say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.
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