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I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.

Bette Midler

If someone were to say seriously, “I’m divine,” she’d have to be locked up. There are lots of people in mental institutions going around saying “I’m God.” But because I’m funny about it, they haven’t locked me up yet. And I don’t give myself airs, either.
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Air Giving People
There comes a time whenyou haveto let yourclothesgo out in the world and try to make it on their own.
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Time Trying World
I read a comment that made me think I should stop singing for a while. And I didn’t want to stop singing, because it was the only thing I loved. At first I thought,
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Please Singing Thinking
Men’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
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Brain Fit Men
You have to be alert. When my daughter, Sophie, came out of the womb, she was instantly alert, as if she had been here before. And she was a little disappointed that she was here again.
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Daughter Littles Sophie
As you age, feelings do diminish.
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Age Diminish Feelings
Sometimes, when I wake up, my soul is in another city!
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Cities Sometimes Soul Wake
I never know how much of what I say is true.
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Cynicism Funny Truth
Honey, I can smell the scent of another woman from 500 paces.
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Infidelity Pace Smell
GOD is watching us, from a Distance.
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Distance God Watching
We are all part of the ecosystem.
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All Ecosystems Parts
When it’s time to shuffle off this mortal coil, you leave your ashes to be composted.
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Ashes Mortals Shuffle
I’m confident that I’m as intelligent as many people, but I know that I’m not as intelligent as some. So in the presence of hyperintelligent people, I’m a shrinking violet because I don’t want to look like a fool. I know a little about a lot and a lot about a little.
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Intelligent People Shrinking
Music is probably the only place I get energy from. Music and maybe watching a really tremendous performer, watching a terrific performer like Jagger or watching a great movie.
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Energy Music Performers
Sometimes you have to make your own opportunities, and that’s why I’m on TV. I wasn’t going to sit around anymore, waiting for the damn phone to ring. I had to create my own place – I’ve always done that.
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Opportunity Phones Waiting
If you pick up a ukulele, it will make you unbelievably happy.
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Happy Picks Ukulele

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.

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