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Self-esteem is something you have to earn! The only way to achieve self-esteem is to work hard. People have an obligation to live up to their potential.

Bette Midler

I celebrate everyone’s religious holidays. if it’s good enough for the righteous, it’s good enough for the self-righteous, I always say.
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Holiday Religious Self
Marriage is such hard work. And it’s full of rage and real human drama.
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Drama Hard Work Real
I made a lot of people laugh, made a lot of people cry in a good way, brought a lot of joy to people, picked up a lot of garbage. And in all those years, I saw a lot. I went to foreign lands. I met interesting people. And I got it!
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Garbage Good Lot People Saw Way
When it’s three o’clock in New York, it’s still 1938 in London.
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Humorous Inspirational New York
Men’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
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Brain Fit Men
I can get plenty of men, keeping them is the hard part.
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Men Plenty Relationship
I haven’t left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are Viagra and Cialis. Election, erection, election, erection! Either way we’re screwed!
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House News Stories Watches
I fear for the future of the planet. But in a funny way, I’m even sanguine about that.
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Planets Sanguine Way
Where did I do well?” When I did this assessment of my life, I said to myself, “It was really good.”
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Assessment Good Life Really
Even if the whole human race dies off because we keep fighting and killing each other and being heartless, the planet will take care of itself. Eventually, after millions of years.
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Fighting Race Years
After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
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Age Birthday Funny Mind
[On Denmark:] … that little country of cottage cheese and courage.
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Cheese Cottages Country
That’s the Oscars for ya – you remember who was nominated, but you don’t remember who won!
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Nominate Oscar Remember
Most people are walking around the city like corpses; they aren’t alive enough to notice the trash. They come from other places and they see it as a big garbage dump.
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Cities People Want
You can’t just have a clean public space – you also have to have people willing to use it, and something that will draw them in.
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People Space Use
I’ve always been lucky enough to have great audiences. It has been quite a life.
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Audience Enough Lucky

Self-esteem is something you have to earn! The only way to achieve self-esteem is to work hard. People have an obligation to live up to their potential.

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Self-esteem is something you have to earn! The only way to achieve self-esteem is to work hard. People have an obligation to live up to their potential.

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