I feel like a million tonight – but one at a time.
BETTE MIDLERI’ve always said that people have unrealistic expectations.
More Bette Midler Quotes
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I wish America would spend even half as much time complaining about plastics in our oceans as we do about actresses’ plastic surgery.
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My parents taught me: Do not rely on a man. Not rely on it that you get married and it pays for you. That’s what I figured. I have always paid my own bills.
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My mother would only let us go to the musicals.
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I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world.
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GOD is watching us, from a Distance.
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Self-esteem is something you have to earn! The only way to achieve self-esteem is to work hard. People have an obligation to live up to their potential.
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Most people are walking around the city like corpses; they aren’t alive enough to notice the trash. They come from other places and they see it as a big garbage dump.
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I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
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The only thing Madonna will ever do like a virgin is give birth in a stable.
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Most people don’t deserve to be spoken of in the same breath as Chaplin or Lucille Ball.
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Do you want to live and work in a garbage dump? I don’t. That’s partly because I grew up in the most pristine environment possible – Hawaii, where it is sacrilege to leave your garbage on the ground.
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When you reach a certain age, you have fulfilled your childhood dream and whatever your first or second adulthood led you to do. T
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I’m mad about God! That’s why I’m divine.
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I have my standards. They’re low, but I have them.
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I’d make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I’ll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.
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