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Bette Midler

If I don’t feel right about what I’m in, I don’t feel right about anything.
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Anything Clothes Feels Right
People are not the best because they work hard. They work hard because they are the best.
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Best Hard People Work
it will cleanse itself, and new life forms, maybe better ones, will come. Meanwhile, we’ll have gotten exactly what we deserved: annihilation.
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Annihilation Costume Exactly Gotten
If you’re frightened, you’re out of luck.
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Frightened Luck Out
If you’re passionate about something, then you should pick up your flag and run with it.
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Flag Passionate Running
It’s important that you all agree on what the parameters are and what you can accomplish – and not get pissed off or beat yourself up for what you can’t accomplish.
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Beats Important Off Pissed
I always look old when I work because I get so upset and tense that my face wrinkles up like a prune, I can’t stop it.
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Pruned Tense Upset
Unfortunately, every time there’s a budget crunch in New York, the Parks Department is usually the first to be cut. So they need all the help they can get.
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Country Cutting Parks
If you pick up a ukulele, it will make you unbelievably happy.
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Happy Picks Ukulele
My parents have not insisted that we go to college, but she wanted us to learn. Teacher, librarian, secretary, nurse. All my siblings were employed. But I wanted to be the boss, an independent contractor.
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Independent Sibling Teacher
Even if the whole human race dies off because we keep fighting and killing each other and being heartless, the planet will take care of itself. Eventually, after millions of years.
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Fighting Race Years
I’ve always been lucky enough to have great audiences. It has been quite a life.
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Audience Enough Lucky
I sold my soul to rock ‘n’ roll.
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Rocks Roll Sold Soul
Lay a foundation – get my foot in the door, and then undoubtedly, of course, I would be offered great roles as soon as I grew up enough to handle them.
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Enough Foundation Great Lay
hen you’re in your third adulthood, the one that leads to the grave, and you ask yourself, “What will I do between now and then?” Instead of thinking in terms of glamour, you start thinking in terms of reform – your contribution to the world.
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Ask Glamorous Grave Think Yourself
I celebrate everyone’s religious holidays. if it’s good enough for the righteous, it’s good enough for the self-righteous, I always say.
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Holiday Religious Self

That’s the Oscars for ya – you remember who was nominated, but you don’t remember who won!

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