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I fear for the future of the planet. But in a funny way, I’m even sanguine about that.

Bette Midler

Honey, I can smell the scent of another woman from 500 paces.
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Infidelity Pace Smell
The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you.
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Funny Jealousy Success
My mother would only let us go to the musicals.
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Let Mother Musical
Unfortunately, every time there’s a budget crunch in New York, the Parks Department is usually the first to be cut. So they need all the help they can get.
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Country Cutting Parks
You can feel compassion for others without feeling victimized yourself.
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Compassion Feelings Feels
If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.
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Laugh Laughing Slave
All these rumors about [Tom Cruise] being gay. I don’t believe it. I don’t believe it for one minute. He hasn’t been to one of my shows.
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Believe Gay Rumor
I try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite.
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Drinking Drunk Perspective
Most people don’t deserve to be spoken of in the same breath as Chaplin or Lucille Ball.
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Balls People
Total contentment is only for cows.
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Contentment Cows Total
Self-esteem is something you have to earn! The only way to achieve self-esteem is to work hard. People have an obligation to live up to their potential.
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Hard People Self Esteem Work
Sold my soul. Bought these devil chains.
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Chain Devil Soul
I read neither good nor bad about me. I let it not even in my life, so it has no effect on me. I am very sensitive.
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Effect Good Read Sensitive
There’s the media-driven universe, in which the public perceives you in a superficial way. Then there’s the universe that you actually inhabit, where you have to get up even if you didn’t sleep so well, and you feel like crap and your face is swollen.
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Media Sleep Way
Marriage is such hard work. And it’s full of rage and real human drama.
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Drama Hard Work Real
Only two groups of people intimidate me absolutely: salespeople and the French.
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Groups People Two

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