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I fear for the future of the planet. But in a funny way, I’m even sanguine about that.

Bette Midler

I haven’t left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are Viagra and Cialis. Election, erection, election, erection! Either way we’re screwed!
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House News Stories Watches
Enough about me. What do you think about me?
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About Enough Thinking
Most people don’t deserve to be spoken of in the same breath as Chaplin or Lucille Ball.
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Balls People
I made a lot of people laugh, made a lot of people cry in a good way, brought a lot of joy to people, picked up a lot of garbage. And in all those years, I saw a lot. I went to foreign lands. I met interesting people. And I got it!
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Garbage Good Lot People Saw Way
From the age of 14 until I was 50, I just got on a treadmill and ran. I never stopped to assess what I was doing or to pat myself on the back.
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Age Ran Treadmill
If I don’t feel right about what I’m in, I don’t feel right about anything.
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Anything Clothes Feels Right
Let the sun stop burning, Let them tell me love’s not worth going through. If it all falls apart, I will know deep in my heart, The only dream that mattered had come true …In this life I was loved by you.
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Life Love Romantic
I loved the photographs of people wearing elaborate makeup and costumes – they really pulled at me inside. I was in that library every week for years, until I was about 13. I had a rich interior life, because I didn’t have much of a social life.
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Books Costumes Love Photograph Until
I fear for the future of the planet. But in a funny way, I’m even sanguine about that.
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Planets Sanguine Way
I try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite.
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Drinking Drunk Perspective
If you’re frightened, you’re out of luck.
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Frightened Luck Out
I’m looking for something that gives me a chance to stretch. Because I have my own work, and I can do anything I want in my own work – juggle, tap dance, anything I want.
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Anything Stretch Work
If they [at the audition] don’t like the way you sound they won’t buy you anyway, ripped dress or no ripped dress, ass hanging out or no ass hanging out.
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Dresses Sound Way
Total contentment is only for cows.
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Contentment Cows Total
Sold my soul. Bought these devil chains.
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Chain Devil Soul
People are not the best because they work hard. They work hard because they are the best.
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Best Hard People Work

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