I don’t ever watch myself. By watching, you try to perfect yourself, become a robot.
BERNIE MACI don’t ever watch myself. By watching, you try to perfect yourself, become a robot.
BERNIE MACWhen I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars – that’s heaven here on earth.
BERNIE MACHugs aren’t like pieces of pie. Plenty of hugs to go around.
BERNIE MACI’m not a star, I hate that word, and I’m an entertainer. Stars fall, you know, I’m an entertainer. I want to be known as an entertainer.
BERNIE MACI’m not afraid to fail. Sometimes when you lose, you win. Sometimes when you win, you lose.
BERNIE MACI love my daughter, but there’s a certain feeling, a certain emotion when you got a granddaughter, you know?
BERNIE MACYou know, every time it comes, every time that light comes on or every time that camera comes on, every time that microphone comes on, the Mac Man seek and destroy.
BERNIE MACSometimes when you lose you win, son. Failure is just life’s way of preparing you for success.
BERNIE MACI was born October 5, 1957, on the South Side of Chicago, in the Woodlawn area, a neighborhood that hasn’t changed much in forty-five years. Our house was on 66th and Blackstone, but the city tore it down when the rats took over.
BERNIE MACI hate to compare anything, especially while I’m promoting. I feel that’s another disrespect, but ‘Ocean’s 13’ is the best movie I’ve ever done in my life. No question.
BERNIE MACThe one thing about comedy, making it become a part of you, the audience loves it, because you become part of them.
BERNIE MACI always wanted to scuba dive. I used to scuba dive undercover like black Aquaman.
BERNIE MACMy comedy comes from pain. I can’t stand to see someone hurting.
BERNIE MACComedy has been so good to me.
BERNIE MACAmerica…Do not touch my TV, my DVD, my stereo, my dual-deck VCR. Do not touch my old school, my new school, my slow jams, my party jams, my happy rap, and you better not touch…My James Brown.
BERNIE MACYou know you poor when you eatin’ breakfast food late. You fryin’ toast? At nine o’clock at night? With bacon? You’re broke.
BERNIE MAC