Hugs aren’t like pieces of pie. Plenty of hugs to go around.
BERNIE MACHugs aren’t like pieces of pie. Plenty of hugs to go around.
BERNIE MACThat’s the whole key to anything: Don’t be afraid to fail. And is not afraid to fail.
BERNIE MACI hate to compare anything, especially while I’m promoting. I feel that’s another disrespect, but ‘Ocean’s 13’ is the best movie I’ve ever done in my life. No question.
BERNIE MACI know doing movies is where I need to be. That’s where my audience wants to see me.
BERNIE MACI love who I am. I love what I’ve become.
BERNIE MACI want to play a villain – I can’t wait to play a villain.
BERNIE MACI’m not a politician, I’m a comedian. I know my limitations.
BERNIE MACI have so much respect for what’s funny.
BERNIE MACIf you mess something up, remember who got you there. Don’t be pointing fingers, even if finger-pointing is called for. Only one you got to blame is your own self.
BERNIE MACYou know, every time it comes, every time that light comes on or every time that camera comes on, every time that microphone comes on, the Mac Man seek and destroy.
BERNIE MACWhen I go onstage, I want to relieve your mind, your pressures.
BERNIE MACWhen it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ’em.
BERNIE MACI was a street performer for two years.
BERNIE MACShut up before I drop yo ass off at Koreatown. Now hold on, America, don’t start writing no letters. I’m just kidding. But am I lying?
BERNIE MACJerry Weintraub, the producer, might be a pain in the ass, but he really knows how to treat his actors.
BERNIE MACSometimes when you lose you win, son. Failure is just life’s way of preparing you for success.
BERNIE MAC