I’m an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job.
BERNIE MACI want to play a villain – I can’t wait to play a villain.
More Bernie Mac Quotes
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You’re never going to see me playing a buffoon.
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Suffering is a good teacher. It keeps you in its grip until you’ve learned your lesson.
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You don’t see me in Los Angeles a lot. I go back home. Because I can’t play the game. I can’t – my tolerance – I know I’m getting old; I’ll be 50 this year. And you know how I know I’m getting old? ‘Cause my tolerance level is low.
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I’ve been in training for stardom.
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I get facials. I get a manicure and pedicure every week. I get my hair cut, and I oil myself down from head to toe. I got that from my brother. I was so impressed with how high maintenance he was. When he left the room, you could still smell him for an hour.
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Sometimes when you lose you win, son. Failure is just life’s way of preparing you for success.
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I took my sports experience to my life on stage. That’s why I’m so disciplined. Playing sports, I was always underestimated. I was never picked first to do anything. This always helped me. It taught me how to push myself.
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When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ’em.
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I have Glocks, .45s, Berettas, Remingtons. I like the marksmanship and the discipline that it takes to be a gun owner. I like the machinery. Being able to take it out and clean it is even more fascinating than having the gun.
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Hugs aren’t like pieces of pie. Plenty of hugs to go around.
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The one thing about comedy, making it become a part of you, the audience loves it, because you become part of them.
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I ain’t running for office. I ain’t running for nothing.
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I came from a place where there wasn’t a lot of joy.
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You know you poor when you eatin’ breakfast food late. You fryin’ toast? At nine o’clock at night? With bacon? You’re broke.
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Okay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling is unleaded.
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