I’m not a politician, I’m a comedian. I know my limitations.
BERNIE MACOnly way you can you get upset is when you expecting something.
More Bernie Mac Quotes
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I’m not a star, I hate that word, and I’m an entertainer. Stars fall, you know, I’m an entertainer. I want to be known as an entertainer.
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I can’t build myself by beating somebody down.
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I’m an entertainer and I really enjoy entertaining. I think if you’re going to really be what you say you are, you have to really live it, work it, practice it, and think it.
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I ain’t running for office. I ain’t running for nothing.
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You know you poor when you eatin’ breakfast food late. You fryin’ toast? At nine o’clock at night? With bacon? You’re broke.
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I’ve always been a reserved cat. When I play sports, there’s people used to get mad at me because I didn’t hang out and things like that. I’ve never been that kind of person. Nothing has changed in that regard. I’ve never been posse, and all that. I’m a quiet storm.
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Why do people love Richard Pryor so much? ‘Cause he had problems.
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I want people to say at the end of my day, you know, like I used to say about Sidney Poitier and James Cagney and Joan Crawford and Red Skelton and those guys and Bill Cosby. They did quality and substance. You always remember them.
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I think a lot of TV insults the audience.
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When I go onstage, I want to relieve your mind, your pressures.
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You don’t see me in Los Angeles a lot. I go back home. Because I can’t play the game. I can’t – my tolerance – I know I’m getting old; I’ll be 50 this year. And you know how I know I’m getting old? ‘Cause my tolerance level is low.
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I have so much respect for what’s funny.
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Stand-up is what I am; stand-up is what made me.
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I had to do clubs where street gangs were, had to do motorcycle gangs, gay balls and things of that nature.
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I was a street performer for two years.
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