I’m so black, I leave fingerprints on coal.
BERNIE MACOnly way you can you get upset is when you expecting something.
More Bernie Mac Quotes
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I’m not afraid to fail. Sometimes when you lose, you win. Sometimes when you win, you lose.
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I think a lot of TV insults the audience.
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I love who I am. I love what I’ve become.
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People like rumors. They’re going to say things like, ‘You was at the club with Lil’ Kim, and you and Kanye West got into a fist fight.’ You can’t get upset. You’ve got to keep hope alive.
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I get facials. I get a manicure and pedicure every week. I get my hair cut, and I oil myself down from head to toe. I got that from my brother. I was so impressed with how high maintenance he was. When he left the room, you could still smell him for an hour.
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When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars – that’s heaven here on earth.
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Black audiences are hard. They always think they’re better than you. So you got to come with a little extra to satisfy them.
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As I got older, I got into all kinds of things in the streets – but for some reason, I never got caught up with the gangs growing up. Everybody dug me, man. I never had problems.
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You can’t be a doctor if you don’t know the entire parts of the body.
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It took me a long time to get to where I’m at, in my career and as a man. I was going through my trials and tribulations in life, and it gave me the strength to tackle things that have come my way.
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Comedy has been so good to me.
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I’m not a star, I hate that word, and I’m an entertainer. Stars fall, you know, I’m an entertainer. I want to be known as an entertainer.
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The one thing about comedy, making it become a part of you, the audience loves it, because you become part of them.
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I had to do clubs where street gangs were, had to do motorcycle gangs, gay balls and things of that nature.
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I came up in the community center. I used to be physical director of the South Central Community Center in Chicago on 83rd. It’s still there. It used to be around there when I was a kid.
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