I’ve been in training for stardom.
BERNIE MACI can’t build myself by beating somebody down.
More Bernie Mac Quotes
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I’ve never been no superficial cat.
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Stand-up is what I am; stand-up is what made me.
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When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ’em.
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I love who I am. I love what I’ve become.
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It took me a long time to get to where I’m at, in my career and as a man. I was going through my trials and tribulations in life, and it gave me the strength to tackle things that have come my way.
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I’m not ashamed to tell the truth about what happened in my family. I think that’s what makes my comedy different.
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The two sides of Bernie – that’s a quiet weapon that I have.
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Shut up before I drop yo ass off at Koreatown. Now hold on, America, don’t start writing no letters. I’m just kidding. But am I lying?
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When I go onstage, I want to relieve your mind, your pressures.
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You can’t be a doctor if you don’t know the entire parts of the body.
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Bernie Mac don’t sugarcoat.
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Okay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling is unleaded.
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I was born October 5, 1957, on the South Side of Chicago, in the Woodlawn area, a neighborhood that hasn’t changed much in forty-five years. Our house was on 66th and Blackstone, but the city tore it down when the rats took over.
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I hate to compare anything, especially while I’m promoting. I feel that’s another disrespect, but ‘Ocean’s 13’ is the best movie I’ve ever done in my life. No question.
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I’m not a politician, I’m a comedian. I know my limitations.
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