Most of the things that are supposed to be so objectionable in books are things that every teenager, in the United States, not only knows, but has talked about at length in school, or on the way home from school.
BENNETT CERFI think it’s become fashionable for the snobbish egghead today to make fun of television. I’ve heard many people, boast, “I would never have a television set in my house,” well, these people are fools.
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Oratory is the art of making a loud noise sound like a deep thought.
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Fame – anyone who says he doesn’t like it is crazy
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The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.
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I think the right to read, is one of our inherent rights, and I think that people in America today are intelligent enough to decide for themselves what they want to read. Without being told, by self-appointed people, you must not read this, or you cannot read this.
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Politicians are like ships: noisiest when lost in a fog.
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There once was a student named Bessor Whose knowledge grew lessor and lessor. It at last grew so small He knew nothing at all, And today he’s a college professor!
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I think it’s become fashionable for the snobbish egghead today to make fun of television. I’ve heard many people, boast, “I would never have a television set in my house,” well, these people are fools.
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Good manners: The noise you don’t make when you’re eating soup.
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Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize you.
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One of the greatest threats facing book publishing, and the entire country for that matter, is censorship.
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I don’t stutter when I talk to God. He loves me.
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Banquet: a plate of cold, hairy chicken and artificially coloured green peas completely surrounded by dreary speeches and appeals for donations.
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Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.
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The Atomic Age is here to stay – but are we?
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The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.
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