When I was a kid, we sat around the house. If I got bored, I’d have to figure out something to do.

When I was a kid, we sat around the house. If I got bored, I’d have to figure out something to do.
BEN FALCONE

Bored House Kids
It’s in my wheelhouse to be creepy, as a person.
BEN FALCONE

Creepy House Persons Wheel
The one thing I did know – because I’ve seen many, many of the road trip movies that everyone thinks about – is that death to a road trip movie happens when you spend too much time in the car.
BEN FALCONE

Car Death Happen Much Thinking Too
I’m not much of a joke writer.
BEN FALCONE

Jokes Much Writer

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