I’m not much of a joke writer.
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We feel that what’s too far is when you make a joke and somebody gets hurt.
Bobby FarrellyBobby Farrelly I joke around all the time, ‘I’m Asian; I’m really good at math.’
Brenda SongBrenda Song Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to – everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them.
Brad WilliamsBrad Williams I always thought of Levittown as a joke.
Bill GriffithBill Griffith I recently did the David Letterman Show about my book. He was very serious and made no jokes and it caught me off guard a little bit. He was much more serious than some of the joke shows that journalists get on.
Bob WoodwardBob Woodward Cartooning is about deconstruction: you gotta tear something down to make a joke.
Berkeley BreathedBerkeley Breathed My favourite things are jokes, friendliness and feeling comfortable.
Billy ChildishBilly Childish I don’t think I’ve ever died on stage. I’ve had jokes that died on stage. I’ve told a joke and absolutely nothing. They didn’t know it was the end of the joke.
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