“I’m not much of a joke writer.”

It’s in my wheelhouse to be creepy, as a person.

When I was a kid, we sat around the house. If I got bored, I’d have to figure out something to do.

The one thing I did know – because I’ve seen many, many of the road trip movies that everyone thinks about – is that death to a road trip movie happens when you spend too much time in the car.

Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to – everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them.

I always thought of Levittown as a joke.

I recently did the David Letterman Show about my book. He was very serious and made no jokes and it caught me off guard a little bit. He was much more serious than some of the joke shows that journalists get on.

Cartooning is about deconstruction: you gotta tear something down to make a joke.

My favourite things are jokes, friendliness and feeling comfortable.

I don’t think I’ve ever died on stage. I’ve had jokes that died on stage. I’ve told a joke and absolutely nothing. They didn’t know it was the end of the joke.

We joke around a lot with our ballclub.

If you ever forget you are a Jew a goy will remind you.