I suppose these ginks who argue that way hold that because the rich man gets ice in the summer and the poor man gets it in the winter things are breaking even for both. Maybe so, but I’ll swear I can’t see it that way.

Never run a bluff with a six-gun.
BAT MASTERSON

Gun Running Six
There are those who argue that everything breaks even in this old dump of a world of ours.
BAT MASTERSON

Dump Everything Men Summer Winter
If you want to hit a man in the chest, aim for his groin.
BAT MASTERSON

Aim Men Want
I suppose these ginks who argue that way hold that because the rich man gets ice in the summer and the poor man gets it in the winter things are breaking even for both. Maybe so, but I’ll swear I can’t see it that way.
BAT MASTERSON

Both Breaking Get Hold Mna Suppose
Shoot first and never miss.
BAT MASTERSON

Firsts Miss Missing Shoot
Every dog, we are told, has his day, unless there are more dogs than days.
BAT MASTERSON

Day Dog Unless
We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter.
BAT MASTERSON

Inspirational Summer Winter
There are many in this old world of ours who hold that things break about even for all of us. I have observed, for example, that we all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summertime and the poor get it in the winter.
BAT MASTERSON

Funny Humorous Summer

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