“Every dog, we are told, has his day, unless there are more dogs than days.”

There are those who argue that everything breaks even in this old dump of a world of ours.

I suppose these ginks who argue that way hold that because the rich man gets ice in the summer and the poor man gets it in the winter things are breaking even for both. Maybe so, but I’ll swear I can’t see it that way.

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter.

Shoot first and never miss.

If you want to hit a man in the chest, aim for his groin.

Never run a bluff with a six-gun.

There are many in this old world of ours who hold that things break about even for all of us. I have observed, for example, that we all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summertime and the poor get it in the winter.

I think one day I’d like to win an Oscar.

A good day for Barack Obama is anytime the dominant topic of discussion is anything but the economy.

My overall knowledge of football specifications, the overall process that happens on game day with the footballs is very limited.

Harold Ramis and I together did the ‘National Lampoon Show’ off Broadway, ‘Meatballs,’ ‘Stripes,’ ‘Caddyshack,’ ‘Ghostbusters’ and ‘Groundhog Day.’ He earned his keep on this planet. God bless him.

In 1994, nobody could have predicted ‘Shawshank’ would one day be an iconic movie – and believe me, that would never have happened if Danny Glover had been Red instead of Morgan Freeman.

There is nothing in the world of art like the songs mother used to sing.

Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.

Every day, the front page of The Drudge Report is littered with stories of government assaults on our civil liberties – from local government officials all the way up to the Oval Office.