“I am a big Bewitched fan… something about the way Elizabeth Montgomery twitched her nose.”

I don’t totally believe that all of the politicians see a problem with the gap between the scores of black children and other groups.

I don’t think of myself as a role model. I do try to live in a compassionate, considerate and positive way. The only advice I can offer is to find what you love to do, find the joy in it, and express yourself through your passion.

Tiger the dog had a showdown with a fast moving flower truck in the middle of the street and lost.

I believe that many politicians think this has been the way it has always been, so what’s the problem?

I hold, as an article of faith, that the worth of an organisation can be accurately measured as the reciprocal of how many Hollywood beautiful people it attracts. It has never failed me yet.

You take the human being and you twist it all about So scrub my skin with women Chain my tongue with whisky Stuff my nose with garlic Coat my eyes with butter Fill my ears with silver Stick my legs in plaster Tell me lies about Vietnam.

A great nose may be an index Of a great soul.

Generally speaking, there’s a difference. Moose nose is just pure cartilage.

I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.

I have a dog and sometimes I’ll be the littlest kid with my dog and marvel at his ears and his nose and how he looks at me. If he died, I’d bawl like a baby.

Any honest housewife would sort them out,/ Having a nose for fish, an eye for apples.

No man sees far, most see no farther than their noses.

Kiss on forehead, nose and cheek. Repeat.