I love Australia – I think.
BARRY HUMPHRIESThe truth is deafening, no matter how softly it is spoken.
More Barry Humphries Quotes
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Everyone had a Japanese maple, although after Pearl Harbor most of these were patriotically poisoned, ringbarked and extirpated.
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I like people who are slightly unhygienic. A little grubbiness isn’t so bad. BO chic it should be called.
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I’ve decided the secret of parenting is benevolent neglect.I put my family last. Because if you don’t, if you put them first, they never thank you. You’ll never get a word of thanks from them.
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The past is so reliable, so delightful and the best place to live.
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If you can’t laugh at yourself, you may be missing the colossal joke of the century.
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It’s an old Aboriginal word meaning ‘Let’s get together and have fun’. They gave us the word because they had no further need for it.
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My parents were very pleased that I was in the army. The fact that I hated it somehow pleased them even more.
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Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
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He’s very, very well-known. I’d say he’s world-famous in Melbourne.
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Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that’s only a recent development.
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I’m an immensely shy and vulnerable woman. My husband has never seen me naked. Nor has he expressed the least desire to do so.
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Friendship is tested in the thick years of success rather than in the thin years of struggle.
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Most of my contemporaries at school entered the World of Business, the logical destiny of bores.
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The whole point of art, aside from the aesthetic pleasure it yields, is that it provides a bridge to the past; that seductive land where we all find certainty and consolation. Nothing quite spans this gulf with such immediacy as the art of popular song.
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Sport is a loathsome and dangerous pursuit.
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