Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.
BARRY HUMPHRIESIt’s an old Aboriginal word meaning ‘Let’s get together and have fun’. They gave us the word because they had no further need for it.
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Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that’s only a recent development.
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Sport is a loathsome and dangerous pursuit.
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If you can’t laugh at yourself, you may be missing the colossal joke of the century.
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The truth is deafening, no matter how softly it is spoken.
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Everyone had a Japanese maple, although after Pearl Harbor most of these were patriotically poisoned, ringbarked and extirpated.
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I like people who are slightly unhygienic. A little grubbiness isn’t so bad. BO chic it should be called.
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He’s very, very well-known. I’d say he’s world-famous in Melbourne.
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I drift along, thinking about the past a great deal. The past is so reliable, so delightful, and the best place to live. I end up there quite often, you know; it’s very comfortable and dependable.
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New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.
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I love Australia – I think.
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I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.
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The whole point of art, aside from the aesthetic pleasure it yields, is that it provides a bridge to the past; that seductive land where we all find certainty and consolation. Nothing quite spans this gulf with such immediacy as the art of popular song.
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Friendship is tested in the thick years of success rather than in the thin years of struggle.
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I have outlived most of my more athletic contemporaries who jogged, golfed and squashed themselves into coronary occlusion.
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It’s an old Aboriginal word meaning ‘Let’s get together and have fun’. They gave us the word because they had no further need for it.
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