The past is so reliable, so delightful and the best place to live.
BARRY HUMPHRIESI’m an immensely shy and vulnerable woman. My husband has never seen me naked. Nor has he expressed the least desire to do so.
More Barry Humphries Quotes
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Most of my contemporaries at school entered the World of Business, the logical destiny of bores.
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I’m an immensely shy and vulnerable woman. My husband has never seen me naked. Nor has he expressed the least desire to do so.
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Sport is a loathsome and dangerous pursuit.
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It’s an old Aboriginal word meaning ‘Let’s get together and have fun’. They gave us the word because they had no further need for it.
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The truth is deafening, no matter how softly it is spoken.
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My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven’t met yet. She’s now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia
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My parents were very pleased that I was in the army. The fact that I hated it somehow pleased them even more.
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The whole point of art, aside from the aesthetic pleasure it yields, is that it provides a bridge to the past; that seductive land where we all find certainty and consolation. Nothing quite spans this gulf with such immediacy as the art of popular song.
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Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.
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I think a lot of people think that we [comedians] are nerveless people in the theatre, that we don’t feel that kind of terror which traditionally anyone who has to do any public speaking feels. It’s worse for actors, because our livelihood depends on it.
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There is no more terrible fate for a comedian than to be taken seriously.
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Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
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New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.
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He’s very, very well-known. I’d say he’s world-famous in Melbourne.
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I know body hair bothers some women, but a lot of men like a fluffy partner.
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