Most of my contemporaries at school entered the World of Business, the logical destiny of bores.
BARRY HUMPHRIESI’m an immensely shy and vulnerable woman. My husband has never seen me naked. Nor has he expressed the least desire to do so.
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Everyone had a Japanese maple, although after Pearl Harbor most of these were patriotically poisoned, ringbarked and extirpated.
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I have outlived most of my more athletic contemporaries who jogged, golfed and squashed themselves into coronary occlusion.
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I know body hair bothers some women, but a lot of men like a fluffy partner.
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I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.
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I’m an immensely shy and vulnerable woman. My husband has never seen me naked. Nor has he expressed the least desire to do so.
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I drift along, thinking about the past a great deal. The past is so reliable, so delightful, and the best place to live. I end up there quite often, you know; it’s very comfortable and dependable.
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Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.
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If you have to explain satire to someone, you might as well give up.
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The whole point of art, aside from the aesthetic pleasure it yields, is that it provides a bridge to the past; that seductive land where we all find certainty and consolation. Nothing quite spans this gulf with such immediacy as the art of popular song.
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Friendship is tested in the thick years of success rather than in the thin years of struggle.
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To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one’s mother.
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New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.
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There is no more terrible fate for a comedian than to be taken seriously.
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My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven’t met yet. She’s now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia
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I like people who are slightly unhygienic. A little grubbiness isn’t so bad. BO chic it should be called.
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