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I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.

Barry Humphries

I have outlived most of my more athletic contemporaries who jogged, golfed and squashed themselves into coronary occlusion.
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Athletic Contemporaries Coronary Golf Occlusion
I like people who are slightly unhygienic. A little grubbiness isn’t so bad. BO chic it should be called.
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Bad Chic Little People Unhygienic
Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
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Humor Laughing Memorable
Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that’s only a recent development.
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Country Funny Humor
Everyone had a Japanese maple, although after Pearl Harbor most of these were patriotically poisoned, ringbarked and extirpated.
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Harbor Nature Pearls
My parents were very pleased that I was in the army. The fact that I hated it somehow pleased them even more.
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Army Children Parent
New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.
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Country Sheep Thinking
Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.
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Beautiful Men Secretary Sex Thing
To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one’s mother.
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Mother Night Party
I know body hair bothers some women, but a lot of men like a fluffy partner.
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Body Bother Hair Men Some Women
Friendship is tested in the thick years of success rather than in the thin years of struggle.
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Struggle Thick Years
If you have to explain satire to someone, you might as well give up.
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Explain Give Up might Satire
Sport is a loathsome and dangerous pursuit.
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Inspirational Sports Pursuit Sports
I’ve decided the secret of parenting is benevolent neglect.I put my family last. Because if you don’t, if you put them first, they never thank you. You’ll never get a word of thanks from them.
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First Lasts Secret
The truth is deafening, no matter how softly it is spoken.
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Defend Matter Spoken Truth
The past is so reliable, so delightful and the best place to live.
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Best Delightful Live Past Place

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