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Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that’s only a recent development.

Barry Humphries

I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.
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Funny Laughing Priceless
Sport is a loathsome and dangerous pursuit.
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Inspirational Sports Pursuit Sports
I know body hair bothers some women, but a lot of men like a fluffy partner.
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Body Bother Hair Men Some Women
To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one’s mother.
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Mother Night Party
I’m an immensely shy and vulnerable woman. My husband has never seen me naked. Nor has he expressed the least desire to do so.
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Desire Husbands Women
It’s an old Aboriginal word meaning ‘Let’s get together and have fun’. They gave us the word because they had no further need for it.
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Fun Needs Together
The truth is deafening, no matter how softly it is spoken.
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Defend Matter Spoken Truth
I love Australia – I think.
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Country Emotion Love Thinking
If you have to explain satire to someone, you might as well give up.
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Explain Give Up might Satire
New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.
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Country Sheep Thinking
If you can’t laugh at yourself, you may be missing the colossal joke of the century.
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Century Joke Laughing Missing
I think a lot of people think that we [comedians] are nerveless people in the theatre, that we don’t feel that kind of terror which traditionally anyone who has to do any public speaking feels. It’s worse for actors, because our livelihood depends on it.
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Comedian People Thinking
I drift along, thinking about the past a great deal. The past is so reliable, so delightful, and the best place to live. I end up there quite often, you know; it’s very comfortable and dependable.
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Art Past Thinking
My parents were very pleased that I was in the army. The fact that I hated it somehow pleased them even more.
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Army Children Parent
Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.
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Beautiful Men Secretary Sex Thing
Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that’s only a recent development.
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Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that’s only a recent development.

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