Most of my contemporaries at school entered the World of Business, the logical destiny of bores.
BARRY HUMPHRIESThe whole point of art, aside from the aesthetic pleasure it yields, is that it provides a bridge to the past; that seductive land where we all find certainty and consolation. Nothing quite spans this gulf with such immediacy as the art of popular song.
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My parents were very pleased that I was in the army. The fact that I hated it somehow pleased them even more.
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New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.
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The whole point of art, aside from the aesthetic pleasure it yields, is that it provides a bridge to the past; that seductive land where we all find certainty and consolation. Nothing quite spans this gulf with such immediacy as the art of popular song.
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Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.
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I know body hair bothers some women, but a lot of men like a fluffy partner.
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My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven’t met yet. She’s now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia
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The past is so reliable, so delightful and the best place to live.
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The truth is deafening, no matter how softly it is spoken.
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Everyone had a Japanese maple, although after Pearl Harbor most of these were patriotically poisoned, ringbarked and extirpated.
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It’s an old Aboriginal word meaning ‘Let’s get together and have fun’. They gave us the word because they had no further need for it.
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There is no more terrible fate for a comedian than to be taken seriously.
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Friendship is tested in the thick years of success rather than in the thin years of struggle.
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Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that’s only a recent development.
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I have outlived most of my more athletic contemporaries who jogged, golfed and squashed themselves into coronary occlusion.
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I drift along, thinking about the past a great deal. The past is so reliable, so delightful, and the best place to live. I end up there quite often, you know; it’s very comfortable and dependable.
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