Sport is a loathsome and dangerous pursuit.
BARRY HUMPHRIESThere is no more terrible fate for a comedian than to be taken seriously.
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There is no more terrible fate for a comedian than to be taken seriously.
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Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.
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Friendship is tested in the thick years of success rather than in the thin years of struggle.
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I think a lot of people think that we [comedians] are nerveless people in the theatre, that we don’t feel that kind of terror which traditionally anyone who has to do any public speaking feels. It’s worse for actors, because our livelihood depends on it.
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New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.
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Most of my contemporaries at school entered the World of Business, the logical destiny of bores.
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To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one’s mother.
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I like people who are slightly unhygienic. A little grubbiness isn’t so bad. BO chic it should be called.
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I’ve decided the secret of parenting is benevolent neglect.I put my family last. Because if you don’t, if you put them first, they never thank you. You’ll never get a word of thanks from them.
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I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.
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Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
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I have outlived most of my more athletic contemporaries who jogged, golfed and squashed themselves into coronary occlusion.
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The whole point of art, aside from the aesthetic pleasure it yields, is that it provides a bridge to the past; that seductive land where we all find certainty and consolation. Nothing quite spans this gulf with such immediacy as the art of popular song.
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I drift along, thinking about the past a great deal. The past is so reliable, so delightful, and the best place to live. I end up there quite often, you know; it’s very comfortable and dependable.
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Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that’s only a recent development.
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