Quick: noise made by a dyslexic duck

Why does it take two days for a polaroid of John Major to appear?
BARRY CRYER

Appear Country Day Two
They say that adultery is the main thing that can damage a marriage, but it’s not. It’s boredom.
BARRY CRYER

Adultery Boredom Damage
Analysing comedy is like dissecting a frog. Nobody laughs and the frog dies.
BARRY CRYER

Funny Laughing Laughter
Quick: noise made by a dyslexic duck
BARRY CRYER

Ducks Made Noise
I’m 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know?
BARRY CRYER

Funny Men Years

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