“We have a presidential election coming up. And I think the big problem, of course, is that someone will win.”

Marijuana is a very dangerous drug. Some people smoke it just once and go directly into politics.

The two party system just means that the corporations cut two checks instead of one.

A lot of us [comedians] are drawn to the stage or show business or whatever because we didn’t feel so great about ourselves, and we didn’t know how to do anything about that, so we sought external approval.

You can’t hate anybody till you hate yourself and you can’t love anybody till you love yourself.

We Americans have no commission from God to police the world.

The disfranchisement of a single legal elector by fraud or intimidation is a crime too grave to be regarded lightly.

We can have national dialogue where different Syrian parties sit and discuss the future of Syria. You can have interim government or transitional government. Then you have final elections, parliamentary elections, and you’re going to have presidential elections.

Of all presidential perks, the pardon power has a special significance. It is just the kind of authority that would attract the special attention of someone obsessed with himself and his own ability to influence events.

The fellow has absolutely no principles.”Money and gall” is all he has.

Let’s be clear about what this [presidential] campaign is about. It’s not about Donald Trump, he’s an entertaining guys, he’s the greatest show on Earth.

During my 2004 presidential campaign, I was fond of saying that it was high time for the Christian right to meet the right Christians.

I think China is laughing about the results of the presidential elections. China, Russia, they all laugh about it.