We have a presidential election coming up. And I think the big problem, of course, is that someone will win.

The two party system just means that the corporations cut two checks instead of one.
BARRY CRIMMINS

Cutting Mean Party
You can’t hate anybody till you hate yourself and you can’t love anybody till you love yourself.
BARRY CRIMMINS

Hate Love You Yourself
We have a presidential election coming up. And I think the big problem, of course, is that someone will win.
BARRY CRIMMINS

Presidential Thinking Winning
Marijuana is a very dangerous drug. Some people smoke it just once and go directly into politics.
BARRY CRIMMINS

Drug Marijuana People
A lot of us [comedians] are drawn to the stage or show business or whatever because we didn’t feel so great about ourselves, and we didn’t know how to do anything about that, so we sought external approval.
BARRY CRIMMINS

Approval Comedian Stage

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