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Children are God’s way of punishing us for having sex.

Barbara Walters

The origin of a modern party is anthropological: humans meet and share food to lower hostility between them and indicate friendship.
BARBARA WALTERS

Modern Party Share
Show me someone who never gossips, and I’ll show you someone who isn’t interested in people.
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Gossip People Relationship
when your child is in trouble, the first thing you do is blame yourself.
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Blame Children Firsts
And I really do believe that the most important thing is the way you live your life on earth. But I think it’s enormously comforting to believe that you’re going to see your loved ones.
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Believe Comfortable Earth Important Love Yourself
Because there are so many shows on and because I’ve been so hands-on – I’ve had a piece on almost every single week – I don’t know how to cut back on that. You really can’t.
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Cutting Hands Pieces
A man cannot be comfortable [or cannot be made comfortable] without his own approval.
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Approval Made Men
Because there are so many shows on and because I’ve been so hands-on – I’ve had a piece on almost every single week – I don’t know how to cut back on that. You really can’t.
BARBARA WALTERS

Hands Pieces Show Yourself
Large cocktail parties are an infamous technique for ridding yourself of social obligations to people you usually don’t know well or like much, which is such an unpromising beginning that I’ve rarely known one that recovered and turned into a great party.
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Party People Technique
I don’t know about you, but I can never get enough David Letterman.
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Atheist City Equal Pay Sin
Don’t let the bastards get you down.
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Best Business Entrepreneur Entrepreneurs Successful
Large cocktail parties are an infamous technique for ridding yourself of social obligations to people you usually don’t know well or like much, which is such an unpromising beginning that I’ve rarely known one that recovered and turned into a great party.
BARBARA WALTERS

Famous Greatness Myself Party People Rare Recover Technique
Deep breaths are very helpful at shallow parties.
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New Party Person Shallow Year
For a man who likes to talk, Fidel Castro does very few interviews.
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Interview Like Men Talk
I didn’t get ahead by sleeping with people. Girls, take heart!
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Heart Myself People Sleep
Don’t worry about finding your bliss right now. Not even our President knew what his bliss was, nor did I. One of these days to your own surprise, your bliss will find you. But no matter what you do, participate, be there, full force, full heart, full steam ahead.
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Heart President Worry
The news media in general are liberals.
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General Liberty Media

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