Exaggeration is the cheapest form of humor.
BARBARA MERTZThere was no warning, not even a knock. The door flew open, and he forgot his present aches and pains in anticipation of what lay in store. The figure that stood in the door was not that of an enemy. It was worse. It was his mother.
More Barbara Mertz Quotes
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The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify.
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When one is striding bravely into the future one cannot watch one’s footing.
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You are softening toward the young rascal because he is ill, and because he says he likes cats.” “It is an engaging quality, Emerson.” “That depends,” said Emerson darkly, “on how he likes them.
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I sometimes wonder what it would be like to be the respected patriarch of an ordinary English family.” “Very boring, Emerson.
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The combination of physical strength and moral sincerity combined with tenderness of heart is exactly what is wanted in a husband.–Ameila Peabody
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When men start talking about ‘honor’, there is sure to be trouble ahead.
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Emerson,’ I said, choosing my words with care, ‘it is a sheer drop from the cleft down to the base of the cliff. If you are bent on breaking your arm or your leg or your neck or all three, find a place closer to home so we won’t have to carry you such a distance.
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There are too many people in the world as it is, but the supply of ancient manuscripts is severely limited.
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The way to get on with a cat is to treat it as an equal – or even better, as the superior it knows itself to be.
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I would never have supposed that inexperienced girl was capable of such cold-blooded, calculating manipulation!
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People who relate what they believe to be new and startling information like to have such information received with exclamations of astonishment and admiration.
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Spring is always cruel, with its false promise of resurrection.
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A fondness for martyrdom, especially of the verbal variety, is common to the young.
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I knew the answer, and–of course–so did Ramses. He has superb breath control and always gets in ahead of me.
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The opportunity to lecture had restored my good humor.
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